If you had your own Metal Gear, what would you do with it?

[Sean Hollyman]

If you had your own Metal Gear, what would you do with it and which one would you have?

I'd have RAY, and I'd have some fun at the beach..

 

[L3W15 M]

I'd take rex and I'd use it to run a nation. A nation where soldiers are free. They wont be tools of the government or anyone else.

 

[goldendriger]

Any, i wouldnt be picky but i WOULD go and pick up chicks...Chicks dig giant robots

 

[Albert Whisker]

I'd take ZEKE, buy my own private island, have a significantly sized bunker built, and party with a singing battle robot. All the time.
Also, I'd probably start a micro-nation, though more for outcasts and misfits than just soldiers. People who can't find a place elsewhere. It'd be wonderful!

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

I'd take Arsenal Gear and probably just do what Albert Whisker did- make a nation for outcasts.

 

[JesterRaiin]

If you had your own Metal Gear, what would you do with it and which one would you have?

I'd have RAY, and I'd have some fun at the beach..

I'd shred it to tiniest bits and then i'd give all precious scrap metal to people of Megaton, free of charge. They need it more than i do.

 

[Mikkaddo]

If you had your own Metal Gear, what would you do with it and which one would you have?

I'd have RAY, and I'd have some fun at the beach..

I would take a squad of Gekkos over one of the more traditional Metal Gears. But with that Squad of Gekkos . . . I'd throw the most awesome parties EVER.


In all seriousness, I'd use them to create a small nation/state of my own and use them as an aide to the justice system there. I like to think it would work . . . untill they send out the Shagohadd . . . oh wait, I mean Ray.

 

[Bad Jim]

I'd threaten to nuke a bunch of cities unless they paid me a hundred billion dollars.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

If you had your own Metal Gear, what would you do with it and which one would you have?

I'd have RAY, and I'd have some fun at the beach..

I would take a squad of Gekkos over one of the more traditional Metal Gears. But with that Squad of Gekkos . . . I'd throw the most awesome parties EVER.


In all seriousness, I'd use them to create a small nation/state of my own and use them as an aide to the justice system there. I like to think it would work . . . untill they send out the Shagohadd . . . oh wait, I mean Ray.

I doubt people would be that scared of GEKKos..

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Salad Is Murder]

I would take Metal Gear Wrex and try and find a cure for the genophage, HIS PEOPLE DESERVE TO LIVE!

 

[funguy2121]

If you had your own Metal Gear, what would you do with it and which one would you have?

I'd have RAY, and I'd have some fun at the beach..

Um...set off full-scale nuclear war, then cease to be hours/days later, along with the rest of humanity?

This isn't even multiple choice; it really is the only answer. And that's a problem that I've always had with Metal Gear, even before it got all fancy and went all Solid. Even back in the 8-bit days, when I was in the single digits, I took issue with it being "a nuclear missile launcher...that can move." Perhaps it's because my father shared his love of Tom Clancy novels with me, so I knew that there already were mobile nuclear missile launchers, under the water where no one can fucking find them, a shit-ton of 'em, as there have been for decades. But in Tom Clancy's reality, as with reality's reality, people don't do backflips off of fire-and-forget missiles being fired from a Hind chopper at them and fire back with Stingers in mid-air. Even John Woo laughs at that shit.

Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah. I love bananas.

 

[Jerubbaal]

I'd nuke China. And make it look like North Korea launched them.