If you hate 12 year olds calling you a noob...

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DustyDrB

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I don't talk much in multiplayer. I might use the chat window to let my team know important info in TF2. Sometimes I feel friendly and may chat if the people are ok. But that's becoming even more rare because of the trading. The chat window now is full of things like "I have a crate for trade if anyone has a Degreaser". It's so annoying, they just repost it over and over.

But if it's people just being rude, I ignore them. That's all there really is to it.
 

Twad

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THe magical thing to do in this case is simple: Mute everybody who isnt your friend.
 

Snotnarok

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It never pissed me off, I mute them and laugh. They can talk all they want to nobody.
 

ultrachicken

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Twad said:
THe magical thing to do in this case is simple: Mute everybody who isnt your friend.
This. This. A thousand times this.

Every time I see one of these threads I want to scream "just mute them and stop complaining!"
 

SonOfStayPuft

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Meh, I just ignore them.They'll soon get bored and grow up.

They're kids.They don't know any better.

I tend to get more annoyed at the quitters on Fifa.
 

L4hlborg

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Like many people have pointed out, the main difficulty of older games are their bad and dated design choices. I tried Starcraft and it was kinda hard to beat because the game thought it was funny to give the enemy a basically impenetrable base with just about every antiunit in existence. The only way to get through was to build a massive army of troops and send them to a small spot of non AA guarded area (the base was on an island) and just overpower them with a force of ridiculous force.

Another example of bad design leading to challenge is GTA4. Though not old, I found that one of the hardest missions of my life in any game was one where you have to kill some cyclists. The games gives you a motorcycle and tells you to shoot the cyclists will riding it. Now anyone who has played the game can say that shooting isn't too easy. They can also say that driving a motorcycle isn't very easy. Now combine those 2 and we have a retard cocktail. And there is no chance for you to use something a bit more practical against the cyclists, like say a fucking truck, since the game fails your mission if you get into any other vehicle.

Multiplayer games usually come down to 2 factors: skills and technical things of the game (map design, bugs, lag). If you lose, you pretty much lose because the other player is better. Sure, he maybe be better in sitting in a corner in front of your spawn area, but you could have easily done the same thing. Calling others a noob if you are better than them is a bit impolite though, since noob refers to beginner. Even if you are better, it doesn't mean that the other player has just started playing the game (unless they walk into walls and ask questions like "which button makes the gun fire").
 

Anarchemitis

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I have a course of action if I am called a noob by someone younger than 13 in TF2. It's called the mute button.

I have a course of action if I am called a noob by someone between 13 and 17. I single them out amongst other opponents and Dominate them.
 

LightningBanks

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RooftopAssassin said:
Over 20? I'm 16 and I can easily remember a time where if you didn't play a game for about a month and went back to play it, it would kick your ass. Yea, I do miss the self-challenging nature that video games used to have. There are many games today that challenge me, but far less than in the past, but maybe that's because I was younger? I don't know, but I can surely say I miss the games of the past.
Agreed, I remember when I went back on games a month or so after stopping playing them, and had to start again to properly enjoy or play it. Almsot everygame had 2 saves, both the same name with a 1 or a 2 on the end
 

Still Life

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Either ignore them, or if you're in a particularly devilish mood, bait them and have fun watching them get fired up over nothing.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Oh noeses! A 12 year old called you a noob over the internet! The horror, the horror...

Eh I generally just ignore people like that. I don't give a shit about what you say, its over the internet so its easy to insult people.

And maybe games seem easier to you now because you got better at them? If you've been playing for a while you tend to be able to pick up games and just be at least decent at them.

Or maybe games seemed harder back then because you didn't have as much skill or were simply younger. I remember thinking that Ocarina of Time had some really hard part when I first played it as a kid. Some of these parts I simply breezed through when ran through it again earlier this year.
 

Blimey

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For this I present to you a simple fix. Mute all voice chat.

Problem solved.
 

RooftopAssassin

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AjimboB said:
RooftopAssassin said:
Over 20? I'm 16 and I can easily remember a time where if you didn't play a game for about a month and went back to play it, it would kick your ass. Yea, I do miss the self-challenging nature that video games used to have. There are many games today that challenge me, but far less than in the past, but maybe that's because I was younger? I don't know, but I can surely say I miss the games of the past.
Remember the days when some games actually needed those damn guides to figure out how to beat a section, because it was just soo damn ambiguous (Legend of Zelda, I'm looking at you)? Man, why the hell do people still write those guides, I mean, most games these days are straight forward as hell, and practically figure out all the puzzles for you.
Yes! That's what I'm saying.

"Am I supposed to push this block? There are arrows on the floor. *pushes blocks in direction of arrows*. Well that didn't do shit. What next? *spends 30 min. pushing giant blocks around* Fuck this, where's my guide?"
 

FalloutJack

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Twelve year old calling you a noob? Slap him one and say "Be nice or don't play.".