If you lived in the Pokemon world what would you do?

[doomspore98]

After thinking about it, I would become a criminal. Not like the stupid criminals in the pokemon show, but a hardcore criminal. I would have blazeken ludicolo and that weird fossil pokemon with scythes for hands (kabutops). I would be an assassin for higher, I would have ludicolo spray water on my hits to disorientate them, then have kabutops cut them up, and then have blazeken burn down the entire building and eliminate all of the muscle that my hit may have. In the end, once I have enough money and have a place where no-one will recognize me, I will travel to the elite four and systematically eliminate them and steal the best pokemon of each of them over the period of four days. Then I will retire and live a life of luxury with my now seven pokemon.

Oh and by the way, my pokemon would not be in balls, they would walk around with me like my entourage, only when I need to be stealthy would I put them in any pokeball.

 

[doomspore98]

I'm pretty sure everyone would die. We would no longer be at the top of the food chain, due to the Pokemon having superior mental abilities than we do.

The sentient psychic pokemon, such as Mewtwo and such would take our place as the top of the food chain. We'd become squandering apes of the world, living in primitive buildings to such a higher power.

We'd also have many more deaths in the world due to angry, wild pokemon. Fires, storms, earthquakes would go on everywhere. Mass chaos would surely ensue. You'd have to constantly contest pokemon for territory; though it would be hard for some pokemon have great defenses that could surely shrug off our bullets. Lightning storms would interrupt our technological advancements, leaving up hopelessly outmatched while the psychic beings watched from above. Building. New cities would be made above the ground, with barriers to keep out any wild flying pokemon.

It would probably suck balls, and we'd die.

takes off sunglasses
Suck pokeballs that is.


In all seriousness, when you think about it, no-one could survive in a world that is pokeuniverse. But it's fun to think about what would happen if all that stuff did not happen.

 

[Gatx]

I'd just be a trainer. What could be better than that? You get free room and board at Pokemon Centers (at least you would in the anime) not to mention universal health care, you get to leave home and travel the world at age TEN, and use your team of Pokemon to beat up other people's Pokemon and take their money.

Also being a gym leader must suck, especially the early ones. You're stuck there with your level 10 Pokemon who exist to get their asses handed to them by starters.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Capture a hitmonlee and hitmonchamp and in a cruel twist, Have them train ME in their martial arts so I can go around high kicking garydoses(garydosii?).

In fact, I'll become the first human pokemon and fight them myself. Charizard? Fire hose and water guns. Lefeon? Flamethrower(in fact this applies to most pokemon). Water type? Taste my taser. Psychic type? Have it read my mind. I'm already insane for wanting to go hand-to...-appendage with pokemons, you think their mind games work on me?

and if some poor kid decides to sic magikarp on me, I'll do this:

 

[Mayamellissa]

Just have a pack of Psyducks at my command because I LOVE that pokemon... Not Golduck: PSYDUCK!!!

 

[oddball250]

well considering most people in that universe never age. i would probally spend a decade perfecting the ultimate team (must include mewtwo), then i will amass a couple trillion pokedollars over the next couple of years and then i will take over the Hoenen region and then make it the best world power. finally i would settle down on a giant fortress i built on top of the big volcanoe

 

[StriderShinryu]

I would do whatever possible to get a Mankey because, well, they're Mankeys. And that would be it. I doubt I'd travel the world battling or anything. I would probably study Pokemon though.. maybe work in one of the clinics or something. Just me and my Mankey.

 

[Noswad]

Buy a net catch a couple of caterpies, maybe a metapod that only knows harden, don't train them at all. Then find a forest and stair at a tree until someone crosses my field of view, then challenge them, send caterpies to there doom, them constantly make my metapod use harden to make opponent crazy ,lose. Then give my life savings to my opponent and wait in that exact spot for the rest of time.

 

[Vorpal Chill]

1.Open a shop in some random no name town that doesn't exist yet.
2.????
3.Profit.

 

[Incignito]

Get Charizard.... Who wouldn`t want a god damn dragon

 

[Brendan Stepladder]

Probably level up to 32 and evolve.

 

[nerd killer247]

Catch a pikachu and become immortal.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

I would chill out with a snorlax or teach Alakazam to speak sign language

 

[RanD00M]

I would buy a gun, then go around challenging people to poké duels and as they throw out their pokemon I shoot it. Take that you supernatural rodents.

 

[Pearwood]

Well seeing as I'm not 10 years old I'd never make it as a main character therefore I'd stand on top of a hill setting attack dogs on anyone who enters my field of vision.

 

[mihajelko]

Get a big ass lawnmower and cut ALL the tall grass. That is all.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

I would become a scientist, than alter the Pokeballs to capture human beings instead of Pokemon.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Catch Pokémon and eat them. Surely some of them are tasty. I'd start a restaurant with Pokémon specialty recipes and call it "The Hungry Snorlax".