If you met God

[Code Monkey]

If I had any guts, I'd punch him in the gut and ask what the hell was wrong with him. Since I do not, I would immediately kneel down and beg him not to turn me into a pillar of salt.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

Yes religion is offending to me, and so is this thread. So I'm GOING to comment on it, and it was just DARK HUMOR. And I'm not even making fun of the people in this thread, or the topic of the thread. And what makes something child-like? Making jokes that offend some people? Isn't it equally child-like trying to insult a child-like person? And if my comment ruined anyone elses experience in this thread, they should grow up. Its a joke, its my opinion, and you should just deal with it.

And thats quite hypocritical calling my a cry baby. Cause then I could equally call you a cry baby.

Damn zealots, they's funny people.

Me? A zealot? I dont even follow any religion.

I'm sick of this, I might as well report you. Go read the rules. You got a lot to learn around here.

And the fact that religion offends you is fucking pathetic. You really wonder where I get that you are a cry baby from?

It offends me, because its so ludicrous to believe in and it goes against MY BELIEFS. Kinda like how you're offended at my beliefs, because its not going with your beliefs.

And oh no, don't report me. I can't live without my escapist accoooooount!!!

You seriously need to do some growing up, cause you got a lot to learn in real life. Not everyone is going to have the same opinion as you, and some may even be insulting to you. So once again, DEAL WITH IT.

 

[Tdc2182]

It offends me, because its so ludicrous to believe in and it goes against MY BELIEFS. Kinda like how you're offended at my beliefs, because its not going with your beliefs.

And oh no, don't report me. I can't live without my escapist accoooooount!!!

You seriously need to do some growing up, cause you got a lot to learn in real life. Not everyone is going to have the same opinion as you, and some may even be insulting to you. So once again, DEAL WITH IT.

You seriously think atheism offends me? I honestly dont care what you believe in, as long as it doesnt harm others.

But when you come on a fucking forum just to whine and ***** about something that in all reality, doesnt affect you one bit, it is pretty annoying. I say, "I believe in God."

Your reaction is "HERP, THAT IS SO DUMB, DERP!!!" (see, I can act like a jackass too.)

Yet when you guys say, "I would murder him" or something along those lines, you honestly cant see how someone would get pissed?

I could tell you the exact same thing, DEAL WITH IT. How small is your existance when you go on a chat forum just to convey any baby moaning.