If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would laugh at him for no reason.

 

[Julianking93]

I would retaliate by shooting you.

No one kicks me in the nuts and gets away with it.

Except that one guy. And my ex-girlfriend.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would laugh at him for getting goat poop on his mat.

 

[RanD00M]

I would run around in circles crying and then i would fall to the ground.Then i would dig a hole to the center of the earth.Then i would run back up and have a drink.

 

[Kud]

i would steal the food you bought for him

 

[Julianking93]

I would steal it back.

 

[Kud]

i would steal the rug and burn it!

 

[Julianking93]

That has to be the most disgusting sandwich I've ever seen.