If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Julianking93]

I would kill you with a hammer so you couldn't cut off his legs and we would continue to skip and frolic peacefully while your corpse is burning at the stake.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I will glare at you for a while.

 

[Julianking93]

That's a bit violent, don't you think?

I would follow you around for several hours.

Me? You were the one saying you'd kill my friends while we were happily frolicking and use their skulls as ornaments.

 

[RanD00M]

I would shun him.

 

[Julianking93]

I would ask for him to forgive me, then offer him a diet coke.

Forgiveness would be granted if you would instead offer a Lifewater.

I just quite soda

 

[Julianking93]

I would give him a Lifewater and a hug.

See. Isn't that better than so much violence

You deserve something cute.

This fits perfectly:

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[RanD00M]

I would just walk away.I have nothing to say to him.

 

[RanD00M]

I would just take.Knowing that it couldn't get any worse.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I would cover my eyes in horror at what's unraveling in front of me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would agree.

 

[RanD00M]

I would ask how the Thai food was.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would say "I don't remember."

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would treat him for amnesia

 

[RanD00M]

I would do nothing.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would stare blankly.