If you met the escapist above you in person.

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Pm0n3y

An emaciated shadow
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I would punch him and his pants out, then light his eyebrows on fire.
 

Asturiel

the God of Pants
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I would ask not to have led for christmas. And not have lead placed forcefully into my body through a barrel.
 

Fraught

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I'd probably walk between his legs, while holding my lightsaber up high.

That ought to do some damage.