If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd hug him back but twice as hard and with the impact of a heavy weapons guy slowely suffocating him until he starts hitting me where I drop him and ask what the f*ck was that for I was just hugging him

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd pat him on the back and invite him to some whale hunting on mooseback like all Canadians do

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd Chant USA USA or democracy rules to piss him off, then laugh it off and say im just fuckin with you buddy

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd give him a confused glare

Democracy?
that thing that the greeks made and all of Britan's children have?

then I'd invite him to some whale hunting on mooseback like all Canadians do

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd stare in wonder at his PONEE!

 

[Julianking93]

Met him?

Never. I must stay in secret outside his bedroom window...

 

[Jedamethis]

He was in my bed yesterday, why's he hiding this time?

 

[Julianking93]

Imma tewwified o you

I just wanted to be fweinds.

 

[Littlee300]

I let you play around with yourself (don't get any dirty thoughts)
Just reminds me of a happy little kid.

 

[Julianking93]

When you said "don't get dirty thoughts" I got dirty thoughts.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I ask if your level is over 9000.

 

[Julianking93]

I would ask, "what?"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would facepalm.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would sent it to LA. It would then get pwned by gangsters.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would ask them to give me back my pants

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would tell him that he has the wrong guy.

 

[Rooster893]

I would tell him that tf2 is awesome.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would agree.