If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Guitar Gamer]

maybe you'd visit me when I went back and started the dark ages?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd tell him that those iron greaves make his butt look big

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd say I really didn't stay that long

went forward into time into the 50's

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

WTF! You're not a monkey!

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd challenge him to a Pokemon battle. It's a good chance we'll both pick Typhlosion.

 

[Kud]

I'd pick Squirtle. Owned.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd pick Typhlosion, as it was expected of me.

 

[Kud]

My Squirtle would kick your Typhlosions ass.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd bop him upside the head for introducing me to that Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan anime.
[sup]that catchphrase is SO ANNOYING![/sup]

Then i'd choose my Arceus to own your Squirtle.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'd bring that Scotch that I'd promised him.

 

[Kud]

I would explode into pink confetti.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Start talking about Taiga.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd be disturbed.