If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Julianking93]

I'd respond by telling him, "No, I have not, nor do I even know what 'penis haunting' means"

 

[Julianking93]

I'd tell him I already googled it and the only thing that came up was this thread and some blog talking about penises getting possessed by poltergeists.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would continue laughing.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would eat his popcorn.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would drink his milkshake.

 

[Prideful Heretic]

We would go a wassailing.

 

[Kud]

I would kill your mother with a broken lawn chair.

 

[War Penguin]

I would run away because I don't want to suffer the same fate as the guy on the right of you avatar.

 

[SimpleChimp]

I'd do 'er. She seems hot.

(Ha. get it?)

 

[Guitar Gamer]

nope

no offence but I'd walk right on by

 

[SimpleChimp]

I'd cry emo tears . . . at. . .

 

[Kud]

i would drink your tears!

 

[SimpleChimp]

I would laugh vehemently, My tears are made of poison. . . at you. . .

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Stab him in the back, disarm him and fucking shoot him, santa is a symbol of consumerism, I would fucking love to kill him wi...
oh, the escapist not the avatar, I probably wouldn't know it was him and would keep walking whilst wondering about the crazy look in their eyes.

 

[ThreeWords]

I would have my knife ready in cse he went for my eyes

 

[RanD00M]

I would hope that he wouldn't try and kill me this time.