If you met the escapist above you in person.

[RanD00M]

I would ask him he why constantly rapes me.

 

[Julianking93]

I would be questioning we someone feels the need to rape multiple times.

 

[Pandalisk]

I'd take him to lapland, for lapdancing and Santa hunting

 

[RanD00M]

I would thank him for finally getting rid of pandalisk.

 

[trying to hide my account]

I Would do a combination of what every one on this thread has said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RanD00M]

I would wonder why he thinks rape is fun.And i would not accept his therapy.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would take him to a Demitri Martins show

 

[Julianking93]

I would explain how Demitri Martin isn't funny

[sup/]just kidding, I find him hilarious[/sup]

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would give him a stern speech about lying.

 

[Julianking93]

I would sit patiently while he spoke with me about lying, yet not listen to a word of it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would laugh at him and make funny faces.

 

[Julianking93]

I would cry then punch him into the depths of hell.

I don't like being laughed at...

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would eat some pudding with him.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd go out to a bar with him.

Seems like an interesting bar friend to have.

 

[Julianking93]

I would lose interest 2 minutes in.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd make him a pie

no I wouldn't but might suggest a pie

 

[Ciarang]

I'd look at him, go "Aren't you that dude from the escapist?", he'd say yes, I'd feel rather happy then continue my day.