If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd say
wait a second, aren't "you from the escapist?"

then they'd say
"well yaa"

then I'd say "clearly we should be friends"

and we would have coffie at the nearest little itally

 

[Julianking93]

I'd ask if I may join you.

 

[Randoms]

ill make him go onto flight 180

(Final Destination joke anyone)

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would steal his kittens.

 

[Yorgmiester]

I would steal his mittens.

 

[Randoms]

i would thank him for stealing my kittens cause im a dog person

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

I would buy kittens as a present for christmas. then remove all of his dogs

 

[Yorgmiester]

I would politely inform him that a stealthy japanese insurgent wearing black tights had performed it's dark arts upon him.

And as I informed him of this, the same would happen to me.

 

[Hussmann54]

I would support him in dog over kitten choices. Lets face it cats are satan. Dog is mans best friend/God spelled backwards. Cats rip up your curtains and destroy your house, and were worshiped as gods for hundreds of years by certain cultures. To this day, they havent forgotten that and try to lord that over us.....I HATE CATS

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd say "I saw you once before!"

 

[Ciarang]

I'd say "You're that dude I played TF2 with! We should do something one day."

Then never do anything.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd super glue a 100 dollar bill to the ground and watch him make a fool of himself

 

[Neonbob]

I'd make sure you weren't in your hot pink tube top and miniskirt before high fiving you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would stare him down for giving me a horrible mental image.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would invite him to dinner at my neighbors house, never to show up myself.

 

[PixelKing]

I would eat anyway.

Then hunt you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would be prey

 

[Vrex360]

I would say 'top of the morning to you' in an over the top fashion.

 

[PixelKing]

I would say "WAZZUP!!" in over the top fashion.