If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Uncreative]

I'd probably start laughing in confusion.
Or laughing because no matter the circumstances, frog suits x9 are funny.
Or just random hysterical laughter...Wouldn't be the first time.

 

[Kud]

I would ride on its back!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd expect him to do horrible things to my furniture and leave my fridge in shambles.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd beat him into unconsciousness with a trout, throw him in the trunk of my car, and leave him in Tijuana dressed up like a pinata.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd only charge him $150.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd lol. And then I'd serious.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would uber charge him.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would watch.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would point at him like the evil monkey

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I would shit a brick.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would glare at him with a eyebrow cocked

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I would make him a sandwich.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I would shit on his floor.