If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Sassafrass]

Then we'd have a Scrubs marathon!
And I'd ask why I am in the boot.

 

[ShockValue]

I would steal his light sabers.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Have you heard the phrase- 'Tackle hug'? Well that.

 

[ShockValue]

I'd offer him a sandwich.

 

[A random person]

I'd ask him not to kill me with those lightsabers.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'd probably wave at him, then run off. Catch me if you can!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Soh21 Used Glomp.

 

[ShockValue]

Activate an elaborate trap.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

You cannot stop me, WE ARE LEGION!

 

[ShockValue]

I'd run away.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'd ask you if you liked Fallout 3

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'd say, "Fallout 3? Why yes I do. Care for a quick match in SF?"

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would reply,"Sure"

 

[Eggsnham]

I would give him a brick.