If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wonder why he did not reactionguy.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'd take him for ice cream.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd take her to diner.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would be the third wheel and make things uncomfortable

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd stare at you. Then walk away with vaude.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would be sad, then I'd have to go to a pub and drink away my sorrow

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd buy him a pint or ten.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Tickle him into submission. Mwahaha...
Hugs, followed by Scrubs marathon, destruction of London.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would help with those activities

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would go home, as I don't like Scrubs.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would scold you for not liking Scrubs

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would simply shrug at his scolding.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Take him to an amusement park!

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would go watch Scrubs after you left

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would wonder why he's not wearing a bear suit.

 

[Kud]

I would wonder why he isn't a girl.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would ask you to resize my avys : )

 

[Timotei]

I'd ask him why they chose a dancing furry as their avatar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Talk about Rozen Maiden.

 

[Kud]

I would-

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- WHY AM I UNDER YOU AGAIN?!?!

I would watch Rozen Maiden so that I could be part of the conversation.