If you named your kids after periodic elements, what their personalities be?

[blackshark121]

For instance, Helium would have a really high-pitched voice.
Everyone would love oxygen, in fact, they would die without him/her.
Everyone would get sick Uranium after a while.

What would others be like?

 

[Gabanuka]

First things first: WTF?

Secondly: gold would be a rape target.

 

[Warrior Irme]

Mercury would be fun to play with for a while, until brain damage is done... at which point he becomes more fun.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Francium - Volatile in water = P

 

[mayney93]

potassium would be really smelly ( hates water) and it would also be very angry or volatile due to it being extremely reactive it would take everything to heart

 

[The Rockerfly]

I dunno, oxygen for a dudes name mainly because you would have to suck him in for you to live and it would be the best chat up line for geeks, ever!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Krytonite, he would be superman's nemesis

edit:

or krypton rather

 

[Simalacrum]

Lead would be used a lot until everyone realised he/she was deadly... at which point they would abandon him/her

 

[Skeleon]

Ferrum, durable and... iron-willed.

 

[Kollega]

Francium - Volatile in water = P

Not just volatile. You DO NOT want to be near him when he goes for a swim.

Silicon would be complex and reclusive, but an interesting and useful person when needed.

Not silicon,SILICIUM!

Titanium would probably be harder than everyone around him,in every sense of the word.

 

[J474]

Iron would be solid, reliable and dependable, rather popular, but nonetheless quite plain.
Silicon would be complex and reclusive, but an interesting and useful person when needed.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Lead would make a great plumber! Until we find out he was poisoning the water all along...

 

[Raven's Nest]

Well I don't know much about science but I'm pretty sure the only personality trait likely to happen is that they'd hate you for it...

 

[Cargando]

Argon just wouldn't like mixing with other people.

 

[Jameshizzle]

Silver is nice, but don't leave her alone for any stretch of time.

 

[Spaghetti]

Helium would have his/her head in the clouds (literaly) and their voice would never break

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Aunel]

Carbon has mood swings,
one time, he is used to help his brother Iron become stronger,
after that he teams up with oxygen and there is only one oxygen, and they started killing people!

and he is volatile, when with friends, Hydrogen, they are pyromaniacs!

and Hydrogen would be really neutral, and nobody cares about him, then he becomes emo and burns himself because he is alone.

 

[Latinidiot]

H* (H+ ion) would be a really sour character