If you were a criminal

[CODE-D]

Say you were a criminal, What would be your profile?
What would you do? kill? steal? property damage? etc
How extreme would you be? stealing cookies or stealing diamonds?
What would be you persona(name), calling card or gimmick(outfits, or anything specific you use or only doing things on certain days) that sets you apart or makes you special?
Do you have a

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Cat burglar

Because I'm a classy guy, so it's only natural I'd be a classy thief.

 

[evilneko]

I'd burgle houses.

And plug up the sinks and leave the water running.

 

[Leemaster777]

I'd be a serial rapist. But not of people. Of stuffed animals. And the victims would KNOW I did it, because I'd take a picture of myself doing it, and tape it to the door to their bedroom, so it'd be the first thing they see when they wake up.

They'd call me Fuck Testa.

 

[dyre]

I'd be a reverse pickpocket that went around putting things into people's pockets / suitcases at airports that would alert the TSA and get them to do those full body scans / strip downs. An airport troll, I guess.

 

[Vault101]

kill bad people..and only bad people

 

[Rawne1980]

I'd burgle houses.

And plug up the sinks and leave the water running.

Someone watched too much Home Alone.

On Topic...

Cat Burglar.....

I'd go around stealing cats.

 

[Verzin]

Serial Killer or Arsonist.

I wouldn't be in it for personal gain. I know I'm narcissistic, bitter, and twisted enough to do horrible things if I ever snapped.

 

[Kae]

Well I'd most likely would be a burglar given that's what I did when I was a kid, I'd probably suck at it considering the only reason I was able to do it when I was a kid, was that I was so small there wasn't a place I didn't manage to enter, I'm pretty sure I no longer fit between the bars of the fences, and my climbing abilities are probably not even near as good as they were back then, if it was just becoming a criminal right now, well I really can't think of something I'd do, given how morally driven I am nowadays, if I had to guess proabably the crappiest most useless vigilante in the world.

 

[lRookiel]

I'd burgle houses.

And plug up the sinks and leave the water running.

Ahh... The infamous "Wet bandits" easily defeated by a small child with the necessary tools & imagination.


OT:

A "justice" killer, a bit like Dexter, killing the baddies in a horrific manner.

:3

 

[Luna]

I'd be a vigilante who takes the law into his own hands. Whatever brings me closer to my ultimate goal of being batman.

I'd be a serial rapist. But not of people. Of stuffed animals. And the victims would KNOW I did it, because I'd take a picture of myself doing it, and tape it to the door to their bedroom, so it'd be the first thing they see when they wake up.

They'd call me Fuck Testa.

That is just brilliant.

 

[daveman247]

Oh you know, a gang boss of some sort. Running the streets of Noir York ciry and all that. Getting the underlings to do all the bad stuff while i get to drink pies all day. I guess that would mean i was stealing diamonds AND ,cookies at times as well 8D

 

[yeti585]

What would you do?

I'd steal/burgle.

How extreme would you be? stealing cookies or stealing diamonds?

I'd be pulling the giant jobs you see in spy movies

What would be you persona(name),

I would be referred to as 17

calling card or gimmick(outfits, or anything specific you use or only doing things on certain days) that sets you apart or makes you special?

I think I'd lay up a little graffiti at each place I hit. At each place I would also leave a ransom-style magazine letter note. They would probably contain a clever line or two followed by my name.

 

[saoirse13]

Bank robber, or Art Thief... Probably both. Id be like Robert DeNiro in Heat though I would just use all my extrodanary intellect, and wealth to never get caught. I'd fake my death to begin with and take on a new identity. I'd make it like I never existed, Somehow fake DNA and fingerprints, just to be on the safe side.

Failing that I would probably turn serial killer. Only killing those who deserved it though, like criminals that got away with serious crimes like rape and murder. Ha i'd live by Dexter Morgans code.

 

[SneeringCanuck]

If you were a criminal what would you be? I'd probably be another Anders Breivik.

How extreme would you be? Mass murder of those that I despise seems pretty extreme to me.

What would be your personal gimmick? I dunno, SS uniform?

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

I would be a pickpocket on the streets of London, people would simply know me as the Pork-pie Bandit because I will always steal Pork Pies whilst wearing a Pork-pie.

 

[Philol]

I'd be called Dr Disruptive, I'd push into the front of queues and refuse to leave. No one would be able to stop me cos they wouldn't be able to move me.

 

[Reginald]

I would pirate record companies and copyright lawyers.

 

[the abyss gazes also]

I have to go for supervillain level evil. I would grow a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist after all. World could use a little shaking up.

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