if you were a deity...

[SimuLord]

Smite anyone who was one of those intolerant religious assholes while bringing benedictions and good fortune to those who worshipped me humbly and in the true spirit of My divine word.

Then I'd cut a deal with the Abrahamic God like "mind if I smite your assholes too?"

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Every 10 years,
I would send down a holy messenger with glasses and a red and white jumper and a hat.
Then the world wide manhunt for Wally begins [sub](Waldo if you're wrong)[/sub].

The one who kills him will be granted a single motal wish. (Wish cannot grant any god like/supernatural powers or infinite wishes ect)

and 10 years later the messenger ressurects to hide once more.
Once a person has won once, they cannot win again.(they may join in with the hunt, but lack the physical ability to kill him)

BUT! Anyone who utters my name in vain, shall be stiken down with great vengence and furious anger.

 

[MrSean]

I would go around and mess with peoples heads in so many ways.

 

[wildpeaks]

What do you mean "if" ? Tsk tsk, silly mortals. :-D

 

[Lionsfan1986]

I just pull a Zeus and have sex with woman make Demi-Gods and strike down anyone I don't like.

 

[Gbadude3]

I'd make myself the most powerful Jedi in the Star Wars universe and revel in the awsome

 

[Spekter068]

I'd give everybody an intellectual curiosity and a desire to better themselves. Then watch the rest of the world's problems fall into place.

May I start writing a new Bible starring you as Jesus?

That's seriously the only thing holding the human race back.

 

[Infernai]

I'd perform a total universe reboot: I'm remaking the earth and everything else from scratch, and also adding in some fantasy races as well as magic to keep things from getting stale...also I'd remove acne as well as all other embarrassing skin conditions and add the ability to let humans grow wings once they reach a certain age instead that they can use to fly.

Apart from that, I'd basically give the races free reign except for two commandments: 1. No wars shall be faught about religious beliefs 2. Respect the beliefs of others and don't seek to change them. For while being a god is fun, i know that dictating every aspect of their lives would just make them dependent on me.

 

[beniki]

I'd slightly tweak the laws of physics on a random timetable, to really mess with physicists.

And introduce entirely new species in odd places to make evolution theorists cry.

Oh, and make routine appearances to religious groups to give Power Point presentations on why I don't exist.

Hmm, what else... oh, I'd make toast always land butter side down, and then post about it on a forum thread of things you'd do if you were a deity, and see if people could make the logical connections, and giggle as they go into automatic denial.

 

[The Random One]

Fly around, do a few displays of power, be a benevolent god that rewards worshippers but doesn't curse nonbelievers, speak in Yoda-like koans of non-wisdom. Then I'd retire and write an autobiography.

 

[Tetranitrophenol]

Id become the enemy of humanity, Destroying cities, burning civilizations to ashes. Once the human race gets a common enemy maybe they will stop acting like jerks to each other.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Make this a reality:

I was gonna say get rid of diseases but your right. Firefly always takes priority.

 

[mirasiel]

I'd start an afterschool club because in case I ever got bored..

Captcha: ribilla 237:

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[loc978]

I think I would create multiple populated solar systems and play around with 'em like they were a sim game...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I would do exactly what I've been doing since long before I created time.

 

[blalien]

I'd give everybody an intellectual curiosity and a desire to better themselves. Then watch the rest of the world's problems fall into place.

May I start writing a new Bible starring you as Jesus?

That's seriously the only thing holding the human race back.

See, there's the problem. You could start a religion with a god who wants everybody to shed their ignorance, and then people will start worshiping that god. But they won't actually get any smarter, they'll just assume they're right because they worship a god who wants them to be smart. If people actually did what their gods told them to do, the Republican party would want a 99% tax on the rich to build a homeless shelter on every corner.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

First off, I'd get rid of people who do detrimental harm to the creativity of the world.. Sarah Palin, people who produce/watch Reality TV, Stephenie Meyer, etc... Then I would give artists, musicians, architects,etc. freedom and power so they don't have to worry about mundane stuff like food and rent, also the ability to build stuff really fast... And then.. I would grant a select few.. The power to be griefers..

Yes.. I would make teh world like Minecraft...

 

[Magnalian]

I'd probably do what everybody does in god games: be a complete and total dick.
Build a city --> send in Godzilla ---> repeat step 1.
Man, I miss Sim City.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Have any of you watched Red vs Blue... it would be that.

 

[Ohhi]

well if I was a deity then I would have to put whispers of dark deceit into each world leaders minds and watch as they slowly destroy the world.