1. Criminals, rebels and people I don't like will not be imprisoned for long period of time,
instead they will be forced to compete in an all out deathmatch in an isolated area, if
they refuse to fight, the killbots will be sent in. Or if I've already implanted control
chips, my officers (or people hired to do so), and possibly me will control them so they
will fight anyway, while the chips drastically increase the function of their senses so
their pain increases.
2. Everyone, myself excluded, will have a control chip implanted, which allows me to control
their bodies through a computer, the chip also has preset suicide functions which will make
commit suicide in various ways, ranging from quick and painless, to very slow and very
painful.
3. Everyone will somehow serve the games industry, be it by actually working on games or by
assuring those who do have everything they need and live in luxury.
4. I must be called "Your Evilness" when talking to me or "His Evilness" when talking about me.
5. Everyone must wear a military uniform when in public and when visiting or being visited by
someone and when in my presence, even when it is unexpected. I am after all a fascist
dictator.
6. I am above the law.
7. Lying about parties involving cakes will invoke the first law.
8. Telling me the princess is in another castle will invoke the first law.
9. Following any religion in which I am not the god (or whatever the highest entity in said
religion is) will invoke the first law.
10.Annoying me will invoke the first law.
11.Beating the world wide highscore in Pacman or Tetris without cheating will earn you any
videogame of choice and the hardware needed to play it. If the game you want doesn't
exist, you may assemble a team of the best game developers to develop it. You will also
receive a collection of every variation on the game you've beaten. This worldwide
highscore will be put at 1000000 when my rule starts.
12.When my rule starts, everyone will be supplied with a version of both Pacman and Tetris.
Those who are born later will receive it on birth as a welcome-to-my-evil-fascist-
empire-gift.
13.Everyone must own an official book containing all the laws.
14.Candyday is when I say it's Candyday! It's when I say it's Candyday.
15.Any laws I make, no matter how idiotic they may seem must be obeyed, those who don't
will invoke the first law on themselves.
16.I can add, remove or change any laws I want, whenever I want.
17.Everyone must celebrate Candyday.
18.Everyone must follow any orders I've given.
