If you were a fighting game character...

[Something Amyss]

I would cry "I AM A PRETTY PLATYPUS!"

My battle cry alone would cause head explosion.

 

[Chalacachaca]

Something like "¡AHI TE VIENE VERGA!" with a thick maracucho accent.

 

[Eumersian]

I'd probably have something like "Suck it, Kevin![footnote]Whether or not anyone involved is named Kevin.[/footnote]" or "Eat fist, *****!" or something else that's pretty lame and boring, but it just aggressive enough to be appropriate, in a surreal sort of way.

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Go ahead! Hit me!"

*counter super activates*

<color=red>"SEE IF I CARE!"

*beatdown ensues*

 

[don hippy]

I'm eating a sandwich!

 

[TehCookie]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONNNNNEEEEE!

The sad thing is no one I know gets it.

 

[Ruedyn]

"Down down left right down up!"

 

[2xDouble]

"Catch Phrase!"

 

[The Thinker]

"I AM SO FREAKING AWESOME!!! Seriously! Are you watching this? 'Cause I am literally draining this guy's soul!"

Or, "I am angry now."

Or, just humming a little bit.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

"Funk soul brother give it up now!"

 

[Wolfwind]

"One hundred years too early!"

 

[Cosmic Humor]

"You know the difference between a joke and my cock? You can't take a joke!"

 

[dancinginfernal]

"HAVE AT YOU."

Fisticuffs engaged. Let the battle commence.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

Someone MUST get this reference.

 

[Cosmic Humor]

^The Doctor hates fighting though!

 

[chaosbedlam]

"you will find the cutlery down stairs..." as i spinning round house to the face.

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONNNNNEEEEE!

The sad thing is no one I know gets it.

Really? If you have Netflix, get your friends together to watch Highlander on streaming. They should definitely see it.

 

[SD-Fiend]

sorry dude but it's time for me to win this!

 

[NoeL]

"Who want's some cereal!?"

 

[Akytalusia]

"hmm."

and because the answer was too small of an offering for our mod overlords, i'll give them 100 more characters feast on...