If You Were A Game Character...

[Namewithheld]

I'd want to be the Pirate guy from Sid Meir's, Pirates!

Cause he's just so dashing and handsome and swordfighty!

Another character...hmm...

Morte, from Planescape: Torment. Cuase then I could drive people barmy just by wiggling my forehead and making facial gestures. Also I'd get it on with aaaaall the undead ladies.

Also the fact that I'm a floating, talking skull with a great sense of humor...well, I don't see a downside!

 

[The Franco]

I would be the G-Man. Screw doing actually work, I would totally be a transdimensional middleman located in the lowest point in the uncanny valley. Don't forget the power to manipulate time and space, especially when my "client" makes the wrong decision, or when it's advantageous to be nightmare fuel.

Either that or the shopkeep from Links Awakening. Why the fuck didn't the other villagers get pissed off at his retarded shop that only sold three overpriced items, and nominate him to be the one that woke up the Wind Fish. If every boss gave link a reasonable hard time, yet the shopkeep could blast away his health in one blast, that means that the shopkeep is the most powerful being on the island. I guess I'll never understand...

 

[Copter400]

MMORPG quest-giver. I'd really corner the market on lizard heads or whatever.

 

[MaxRaine]

MMORPG quest-giver. I'd really corner the market on lizard heads or whatever.

"Here there be [Lizard head]s, fresh [Lizard head]s, only a silver each! Buy two and get a [Scorpid tail] for free!" =P

I take back my Altaïr idea. I want to be Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate. That way I can be sarcastic and make pop-culture references all day long =D

 

[otterbeans]

I'd rather like to be a pokemon trainer. I'm horribly generic like that, but who wouldn't like to be freed from public schooling at the age of ten to raise monsters?

 

[PsychoJosh]

Zelda because damn I'd love to be a hot princess with clean, shaved armpits.

I'm not joking here either.

 

[GrimRox]

Frank West, then I can live my dream of zombie apocalypse related killing rampages! That would be fun....

 

[stompy]

I'd be a generic NPC. That way I could be in almost every game.

Hah, yeh, I'd be a generic NPC. In Halo, it'd have to be the Aussie Marine, in Half-Life, it'd have to be a medic, and in Call Of Duty 4, I'd have to be an SAS.

Or Captain Price. He's just cool.

 

[IndieRocker]

Altair, quite and reserved but can climb anything and murders like its going out of fashion

 

[SimpleReally]

I'd be the protagonist of any of the GTA games, talk about freedom

alternatively, Orlandu from final fantasy tactics, just mentioning my name makes enemies flinch in terror from my overpowered game-breaking awesomeness

 

[Ultrajoe]

Sephiroth.

do i need to explain? he just wins.

 

[Awkward Turtle]

Navi from OoT.
The possibilities are ENDLESS!

HEY!
LISTEN!
HEY!
LISTEN!...

 

[Fatalis67]

I'd be a generic NPC. That way I could be in almost every game.

Hah, yeh, I'd be a generic NPC. In Halo, it'd have to be the Aussie Marine, in Half-Life, it'd have to be a medic, and in Call Of Duty 4, I'd have to be an SAS.

Or Captain Price. He's just cool.

It's all about the aussie marine

 

[Highbrow]

Hah, yeh, I'd be a generic NPC. In Halo, it'd have to be the Aussie Marine, in Half-Life, it'd have to be a medic, and in Call Of Duty 4, I'd have to be an SAS.

Or Captain Price. He's just cool.

You wouldn't be one of Halo 3's marines voiced by the Firefly cast?

I get a little shiver everytime one of them takes down a Covenant shouting "Piece of go-sa!"

 

[Asehujiko]

Gordon Freeman or Chell. Even better, a combination of the two. Opening a portal above somebody's head and shooting a cinder brick through it = win.

 

[ashleyrallen]

Nomad the main charater in crysis

 

[Anarchemitis]

I would be my avatar, my name would be Ferdinand Vizral and I would be a professional gentleman theif, who lives in the South of France.

 

[Are.Oh.Why]

Hm......Ryu Hayabusa, I mean, he's a Ninja! A bad-ass Ninja that dismembers people with insane moves....that says enough

 

[Wormthong]

id be serious sam...

 

[Projekt Spartan]

Desmond, from Assassins creed. Sure, he may have done nothing in the first game, but I have a feeling they have big plans for him in the sequel...