If you were a ghost what would you haunt?

[Heronblade]

CERN. Many of the brightest scientific minds gathered together in the coolest damn physics lab in existence. Whats not to love?

Whether I'd enjoy messing with their heads more or helping them out from my new... perspective I'm not sure. Perhaps a mix of the two.

I would like to explore the outer reaches of space, but if my ability to move is at all limited (not to mention my ability to navigate), I'd go insane long before I could get anywhere.

This would be awesome, not because I like science, but just to mess with their heads! How would they explain it? Would they devote all their time to the explanation of me?!?! Yes, thank you sir, this is exactly what I will do!

Ooh, I've got an idea. Assuming they ever find the Higgs-Boson (and ghosts are actually capable of doing this), I think I'd adjust the outbound frequency pattern to match a certain song. I'm not a fan of the Rick Rolling fad, but it would really be worth it here.

 

[aei_haruko]

I would haunt the westboro baptist chursh, they suck

 

[tactica]

I'd haunt every politician who steals, lies or otherwise violates the law or deceives people.

No time for boredom, for sure.

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Scarlett Johansson's bra and panties.

 

[Shakomaru]

I'd haunt 30 Rock, studio 8H. Which is where SNL is filmed by the way.

 

[Beryl77]

I'd haunt /b. Seriously, I'd haunt everyone there until they stopped being douchebags. Of course that might take a really long time but luckily I'd live foreverl
Also Valve but not to scare them, only to finally find out what's going on with ep3.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I would haunt a men's changing room in some gym somewhere... You know why...

That or a guy who I've been attracted to for a long time but don't share sexual preference with. That would be fun. For me, at least. >

 

[psychodynamica]

I am the ghost that haunts this forum.

 

[Kevak]

I would work on a way to get a new body and pick up where I left off.

 

[Me55enger]

I'd join the waiting list to haunt Margret Thatcher's Vagina.

 

[Toenz]

I would be a travelling ghost, a wayfaring menace who stacks EVERYTHING.

Decide to haunt a school? Stack everything in there.

Try out the White House? Stack it all!!!

I wouldn't be scary, just perplexing and annoying.

 

[Legit101]

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[Ulquiorra4sama]

A dressing room at any clothing store.

1. Find an appropriate victim
2. Wait until your victim is undressed
3. Get your scare on
4. Watch as you victim cries out and jumps half-naked out into the store.
5. Laugh your ass off.

 

[i love headcrabs]

I would haunt the Peta hq and destroy there company over night by hacking into there bank account and moving the money to mine making them go bust

 

[Soviet Steve]

I would haunt Wall Street. Screwing with the stockbrokers would be oh so fun.

True capitalist radio. Pat on the back to anyone who gets it.

*Punch line drum*

And the first person to get it has a pony avatar, brilliant.

 

[immortalfrieza]

I'd be more of a evil horror movie demonic ghost, but not one of those obvious ones that appear horrifically in mirrors, make weird sounds, appear transparent, etc. that are practically begging for exorcism. I'd be much more subtle, in fact if I could help it no one would know that they were being haunted at all. I would manipulate the feelings and dreams of people, for instance, by manipulating anger I'd turn a typical couple's argument from this:
MAN: "You keep wasting our money!"
WOMAN: "I earned it! I can do whatever I want with it!"
Until it eventually degenerated to this:
WOMAN: "You A$$H!@*&! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! *gunshot*
Which then I would manipulate the resulting sadness until I got this:
WOMAN: Oh My God... What have I done?!? I'm a horrible person! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!! (hangs herself)
Furthermore, I would manipulate any potential resident's feelings so they'd want to live in the house, and then continue once there so they wouldn't want to leave until they were dead. Afterwhich I would have their souls and that of their victims, which would strengthen me, increasing my power and extending my area of influence, and those that successfully resisted would carry my "taint" with them wherever they go, until it covered the entire planet, eventually following them into the stars. I wouldn't be until I was all powerful that I'd reveal myself as a god, manipulating (it would be my theme) people into worshipping me, further increasing my power until I was unstoppable.

Pretty horrific huh?

 

[Maeta]

Why isn't every answer a changing room (for the gender of your preference)?
I dunno... maybe, for my slightly less voyeuristic answer than Megan Fox, my lab?
Would be great fun to ruin everyone else's work... and also I'd be kept in the loop on all the stuff I'd not managed to do... plus my ex works there too, and I have a score to settle with her...