If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

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KitsunetheFox

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I'd be god of KillDestroyAnnihilate. Guess what my job would be.... just guess. :)

Either that or God of Probability, then I'd make anyone who annoyed me have constant bad luck.
 

SnipErlite

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Julianking93 said:
SnipErlite said:
Julianking93 said:
After having a fucking awesome dream last night of going back in time to ancient Greece, discovering the gods were real and becoming a god myself
Damn that's so awesome why can't I ever have such epic dreams??
To make it even more awesome, I have that dream all the time and it also ends the same way every time which is in a threeway with Aphrodite and Athena.
You had better be fucking with me ¬_¬ (as opposed to fucking with them two, hahhhh)

No really, that'd better not be true or I'm gonna go find the God of dreams [sub]he's in this thread somewhere[/sub] and slap him one....
 

Thnelis

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The God of premature ejaculation, all my followers would be balding, 40-year-old, single men living in their parents basements.
Upon receiving a sacrifice in the form of bananas, cucumbers or any other phallus-shaped object, i would bring this terrible curse down on all your enemies. Yeah, you really don't want to fuck with my followers [see what i did there?].

I would also settle for God of time, technology and crazy, random awesomeness.
 

Julianking93

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SnipErlite said:
Julianking93 said:
SnipErlite said:
Julianking93 said:
After having a fucking awesome dream last night of going back in time to ancient Greece, discovering the gods were real and becoming a god myself
Damn that's so awesome why can't I ever have such epic dreams??
To make it even more awesome, I have that dream all the time and it also ends the same way every time which is in a threeway with Aphrodite and Athena.
You had better be fucking with me ¬_¬ (as opposed to fucking with them two, hahhhh)

No really, that'd better not be true or I'm gonna go find the God of dreams [sub]he's in this thread somewhere[/sub] and slap him one....
Nope. I'm not fucking with you. Its true.

Go find him and give him a hug for me :D
 

SnipErlite

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Julianking93 said:
SnipErlite said:
Julianking93 said:
SnipErlite said:
Julianking93 said:
After having a fucking awesome dream last night of going back in time to ancient Greece, discovering the gods were real and becoming a god myself
Damn that's so awesome why can't I ever have such epic dreams??
To make it even more awesome, I have that dream all the time and it also ends the same way every time which is in a threeway with Aphrodite and Athena.
You had better be fucking with me ¬_¬ (as opposed to fucking with them two, hahhhh)

No really, that'd better not be true or I'm gonna go find the God of dreams [sub]he's in this thread somewhere[/sub] and slap him one....
Nope. I'm not fucking with you. Its true.

Go find him and give him a hug for me :D
................*RAGE MODE ENGAGED*. That is so damn unfair, you wanna swap dreams?
[sub]If by 'hug' you mean 'attack and demand better dreams at gunpoint' then I'm considering it[/sub]
 

TimeLord

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GOD OF TIIIIIME!

Seriously, then I could do anything and control the fates of everyone!
 

RanD00M

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I would be the God of Sadness.I would have two versions of Sanctuary playing all day,all days,non-stop.And I would make sure that people were tearing 24/7.

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Klepa

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Thnelis said:
The God of premature ejaculation, all my followers would be balding, 40-year-old, single men living in their parents basements.
Upon receiving a sacrifice in the form of bananas, cucumbers or any other phallus-shaped object, i would bring this terrible curse down on all your enemies. Yeah, you really don't want to fuck with my followers [see what i did there?].

I would also settle for God of time, technology and crazy, random awesomeness.
Your barrage of lame puns and low-brow jokes have earned you a place in my friends list. Consider yourself congratulated.

I'd be the God of ..And Still Somehow Getting Laid.
After a small sacrifice in my name, you could take part in the most repulsive and unexciting activities, which would surely turn off any male and female within a five mile radius.. and still somehow get laid.
 

Coldman42

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The god of booze. Every tavern would be my church and every over-priced drink would be called an "offering" to me. And if you ever toast a drink in my honor it better be a damn good event or some damn good booze your drinking. Or preferably both.

Also free drinks on my holiday!
 

Fidelias

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The God of Logic and Intelligence. No matter how powerful anyone or anything else is, I could outsmart them. Sure, I'd have a lot of nerds worshipping me but who cares? I don't have to listen to them.
 

Thnelis

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hmm after skimming over all 10 pages I noticed that noone has yet answered:
I'd be god of ...
D)all of the above

Why didn't i think of that last night, before i posted :-(