If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[Dr.Susse]

I would depose the current god, Jus Oborn, and become the god of Cannabis!

Because, you know, it's what you do.


Failing that, the God of Ukulele! Because all the other good ones would be taken.

you might have to kill this guy first

 

[Willis_D]

God of all technology. Because it'd be fun.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Fear Cameronius!
God of Madness and Fear!
(This is of my choosing,personality wise I would be god of loathing)

 

[oppp7]

Probably furries. And maybe some video games. Not a huge amount more to me.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

God of corruption. Nothing better than turning nice people into murderers.

 

[Doitpow]

God of Entropy

I always get my man

 

[ActionDan]

God of sweet, sweet violence.

 

[Idiotastic]

God of long and satisfying naps

Yeah,that would be awesome.

 

[ZeLunarian]

I would depose the current god, Jus Oborn, and become the god of Cannabis!

Because, you know, it's what you do.


Failing that, the God of Ukulele! Because all the other good ones would be taken.

You mean that hindu guy Ganjis?

 

[MegatonDesign]

The god of comebacks. No one would dare insult me!

 

[rt052192]

God of unimportant random fun facts! everyone sort of recalls those funny family guy moments and those random jeopardy trivia, but i would know them all.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

God of the Dance

For no reason whatsoever.

 

[Johnmw]

I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you :

Or alternatively, Biscuits!

 

[guess who]

I'd be the god of doubt, no-one would believe in me for long.

 

[Fox242]

God of Guns. From my worship would come guns of unparalled awesome kick-assitude (I know that's not word, just bear with me). I would inspire my followers to create ray guns, pulse guns,quad barreled vulcan cannons, guns that shoot shurikens and lightning, magnetic guns that cause the bullets of other guns to fire and explode the guns on their users, and guns that shoot tiny tactical nukes. All would fall before me as my followers used my inventions to tear up all the armies of Earth. Nothing would stand in my way of conquering the world with my legion of well armed followers! Bow before me! Hail the God of Guns! Muuuuuuwaaahhhahahahahahaha!

Wow, nearly went crazy. Seriously, how rad would that shit be huh?

 

[Oneirius]

God of Existentialism.

What? Of course there is a god for this. The Celts had a god for apple trees!

 

[GodofDisaster]

God of pointless facts that would do you no good in life.

Want to know why the sea is so salty or facts about Resident evil, then pray to me.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

I would be the God of Effort,Persistence and Lost Causes, the latter of which necessitates an abundance of the previous two.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

God of Atheism...