If you were a god

[sarethed]

My names would be Itazu the Many-Named, Sarethed, Aria Krenez... etc.
My elements would be lightning and transformations
My powers would be to shape-shift myself and others, and to zap people
My followers would be people who like not being themselves
My symbol is in constant flux
also, my official card game is Fluxx (google it!)

 

[newfoundsky]

If you were a god of a polytheistic religion

What would your name be?
What would your element/aspect be? (I.E. Fire god, wind god, law god)
What powers/weapons/abilities do you have?
Who would your followers be?
Optional: What is your symbol and/or origin story?

Smart answers people, I just might be a deity looking to recruit (All Hail Ysimir!)

omfgiluvu4dis

What would your name be?
Statherós

What would your element/aspect be?
I would be God of Law, Order, Stability, Friction, Stubbornness, and my duty to the other Gods would be to ensure the pantheon remains as it is, and that power is never unbalanced.

What powers/weapons/abilities do you have?
I would have the ability to turn things to stone, I would be the final judge of legal disputes, mortals could have their case heard before me, I can stop anything in its tracks, and I have the power to weaken other gods powers in order to keep balance, but to weaken one gods power increases anthers.

My weapon would be the Sfýra próedrou ti̱s Táxi̱s, a large hammer that is enchanted to make it to were a person is removed from history when they are struck by it, thus undoing anything damaging they might have done.

Optional: What is your symbol and/or origin story?
My symbol is an upward chevron, representing an eternal mountain.

My origin story:
When the world was created, the pantheon of gods feared each other, and thus created a new member who could help keep power balanced between them. Over time, I came to embody law and order as human civilization developed, and I am also seen as the God of Stubbornness and friction because of my natural resistance to change.

I reside in a massive courthouse overlooking the world and the only way to reach my domain is to be summoned or perform the correct incantation, but I must approve your arrival.

I hear a case only if its outcome has the ability to change the world.

 

[beniki]

My name would be Dotcom.

I would be the god of the internet.

My powers would be to change the flow of internet traffic, providing more hits to faithful worshippers, whilst mercilessly blocking and bandwidth throttling the unbeliever. It would be for me to decide what the next viral video or meme would be.

My believers would be the users of the internet, from the gamers and downloaders, to the facebookers and trolls.

My symbols would be thus: www, lol, rofl, <3 and so on...

I would have two holy laguages; l337 and that of the lolcats, my own choirs of angels.

And of course, my great nemesis and enemy would be the evil Ai-ar-el, the cursed tormentor of my believers.

 

[Andrew_Waltfeld]

Be a curious god, making random crap all over the place... which means, I wouldn't be watching the world of humans for long, they would simply be there, in the corner while I tinker with my next creation. Yeah that's right, if I'm god, the world and the universe is going to operate without me being involved - like I'm not needed. why? Cause I'm god, and I can be lazy god if need be.

 

[crudus]

Mine name would either be "Crudus" or the chemical name of <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_word_in_English>Titin.
My "element" would either be chaos or balance. Either balance in general or blance through chaos (I guess that would be the doctrine)
I would have the powers to create (if I was the god of chaos)
My followers would be whoever wanted to follow.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

I would be Progress
I would be the god of Technology and Innovation, Invention, Logic and Resourcefulness, the Power of Practical Application.
I would form the powers of Industry, The Free Market and Progress. My weapons are extremely technologically advance for my intelligence is a combination of Batman, MacGuevyer and all the backyard tinkerers you've ever known.

The Power of the Free market is my ability to create a rival edition of anything which is faster cheaper and more powerful than it's rival. It in turn improves the rival in the same way, steadily improving both.

My followers would be any man of science, engineering or of the mind to better and improve his surroundings.

My origin: I was born in fire. The first fire. Some may say you made me. As human advancement grew, so too did I. I haven't always existed. I will always exist, in some form, though. You may even know my father: Evolution, and my Mother, Necessity.
I have inhabited specific humans throughout time. Some you may have heard of, others not.
I am most proud of my child Isambard Kingdom Brunel, though you may also know of Archimedes, Leonardo Da Vinci (My first try at fully inhabiting a human, though ultimately I failed)
Others you may not have heard of are: Nicolas Tesla, Turing, Tim Berners Lee.

My most miserable failure was Edgar Allen Poe. I gave him the ideas and inspiration, yet he turned them into fabulous stories rather than the innovation that he should have had...So much potential.

I am only as powerful as you make me humanity, so strive, toil and think. You gain 25 IQ points every 50 years or so now, so I am growing ever stronger. You ISS Has pleased me. Youtube has pleased me. You incoming waves of backyard inventors because of it I have not seen since the 1800's. Grow, build and develop humanity.

Remember this. I am proud of you. You have done things that have made this god weep with joy and pride.

And lo am I sending my next great pride and joy. You will accomplish great things in the next fifty years.

Hmm...I may have gotten a little carried away, but GOD that was fun to wite *Wistful sigh*

 

[Riccan]

What would your name be?
NyerkiqurixnikSikanuranizaxriccan. Mispronouncing any part would result in the speaker's mind dissolving and his/her body disintergrating into nothingness shortly after. This leads to many refering to me with titles such as The Unbecoming, The One Never Made, and Lord of the Neverwhere.

What would your element/aspect be?
Uncreation, apathy, boredom, forbidden knowledge, and dreams.

What powers/weeapons/abilities do you have?
I can unmake worlds with a blink. I can end dimensions with a sigh. I can make whole planes of reality as if they were never created. Other powers I have is knowledge beyond the rainbow and the stars, the ability/hinderance of only being able to communicate through dreams(or atleast communicate in a way that doesn't end with the other being dying horribly), omniscience.

My weapon would be the very words that I speak.

Symbol
A black eye above velvet sand.

Origin
As one of the titles above implies, I was nevermade. My being is a paradox and a perversion of existence. I am the antitheisis of creation. I was never meant to be.

Who would be your followers?
Nihilists, though unintentionally.

Odd Characteristics
Even though I have this immense power, I am usually don't care enough to use it. Everything is so far below me that not even gods can keep me interested for very long.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

What would your name be? Trolly McTrollman.

What would your element/aspect be? Trolling and douchebaggery of all forms.

What powers/weapons/abilities do you have? The ability to quote people (and other gods) out of context and make them look bad, questioning people's sexuality, the expert use of annoying memes, etc.

Who would your followers be? The jerks of the world. They have infiltrated every strata of society and every internet forum. Beware my wrath.

What is your symbol? I have no definite symbol. But my followers do have one saying that embodies me, "For the lulz."

 

[vongola_mist_daemon]

My name would be SIR LORD AWESOME TC
My element would be Dragon flame (fire)
My power would be the ability to super regenerate and be able to create a sun in the palm of my hand.
My followers would be everyone, because there scared ill be pissed of that I don't have Manga or Anime. I can be nice to people who take orders

My symbol is a symbol within a symbol within that symbol of a mouse