If you were a grunt in any army...

[UnwishedGunz]

i like the grunts in conker live and reloaded their so cool and their machine guns do tons of damage up close

 

[Marter]

The Chimera army. They get the coolest weapons. I'd take an Auger.

 

[Legend of J]

Fuck the army go private more money...increased risk but hey thats for you to worry about later XD.

 

[Riketz]

Im already a Royal Marine Commando so...

 

[Armored Prayer]

I fight for NOD!

In the name of Kane!

 

[Andantil]

French Foreign Legion.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

An Agent of U.N.I.T.Y. or JACK from H.A.R.M.

now seriously, i'll be a ROKA 707th battalion aka "White Tigers" commando unit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVdbutLmKTg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpAdcJSZ4QY

those guys kick major ass Ninjas with Guns!

 

[krseyffert]

Tau Empire.

either a XV88 Broadside Battlewalker Pilot
or a XV15 Stealth battle suit Pilot

 

[Sam Warrior]

real army it would have to be the British, as for fictional one I'd probably have to say a grunt in the army in the book I'm writing, if I ever manage to finish it that is, they will make 40k's spacemarines look like toys, not to mention no fear of tech.

 

[rockera]

don't know if this counts but 300 just to say "we are Spartans!"

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Imperial Guard. The emperor needs loyal servants.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I was. It was the US Army. Well, I wasn't a grunt, but rather a peon. Rather different things really.

 

[LiquidGrape]

Asari Commando.
I'd be a good-looking pansexual able to break a persons neck with a flick of my fingertips.
Sign me up.

 

[Wadders]

The SAS are "grunts"? Fair enough. I was under the impression they were one of the best trained, most experienced Special Forces regiments in the world, but maybe that's just me?

You don't join, you get selected.
Though, I agree with you, SAS is the place to be.

Blah. I was drunk. Gimme a break.
Probably said a bunch of other stupid shit, too.

No sweat mate.

I post on here drunk and say daft shit sometimes too, so I can understand

 

[vasudean]

I'm probably tempting fate with this, but I wouldn't mind being a grunt in Starship Troopers, just so that I can go talk to the Sky Marshals and call them essentially a bunch of troop-wanking morons.

 

[Soxafloppin]

The Kandorians, You get Powers just like Supermans. Wooo!

 

[Nickolai77]

I post on here drunk and say daft shit sometimes too, so I can understand

Aye, last time i was drunk and posted on here i explained the philosophy of Descarte's at about half 3 in the morning...i'm a strange drunk.

On topic....

RAF Eurofighter piolet...awesome job, and with modern warfare these days where the enemy are sheep herders armed with weaponry one finds in muesiums it's hardly a dangerous job.

 

[Davrel]

The French army, I'll let you fill in that joke on your own.

I laughed, don't get me wrong, but thinking about it; the French did try to fight...it just rarely goes well for them. So joining them probably isn't the best idea.

OT: I'd rather not join any army really, any occupation with a chance of brutal death is far from anything I would willingly choose. If it existed though, I'd join the Sith/Empire from Star Wars before you could say midic...midichl...Yoda. If it had to be a real-life army, I'd join the Swiss one.

 

[awsome117]

The UNSC cause when the chips are down, we pick them back up.

 

[Wraithspine]

Space Marine - 40k (Space wolf to be more precise, hit shit, drink shit, fart, sleep, repeat)
Spartan Warrior - The real ones from ancient Greece not the Halo kind.