If you were a monster?

[Lt._nefarious]

I'd be a spider-person... No, not like Spiderman. No I'd not be like spider man...

I'd hunt bad people and murder them horribly once I lure them into my web...

I'd eat nachos...

 

[Teddypimm]

I would most likely be a Kobold or Lizardfolk, probably a Kobold.

Small ingenious lizards with dragon heritage, who also love traps, lots and lots of small devices of pain.

Probably spend most of my time creating mechanical wonders, both dangerous or simple trinkets., and if some adventures decide to kill the cannon fodder race...

Well even a 3ft tall lizard is taller than someone if they're flat on their back in a spiked pit.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'd be a giant penis monster.

My daily activities would include penising things.

I would hunt anything penis related and destroy it so that I was the only giant penis left on Earth.

I would then turn off my copy of Spore and go to bed.

captcha - remain calm

You'd be the most revered/reviled thing in japan.
also this guy:

Spoiler: Not for sensitive types

also this guy:http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Mara

 

[Jessta]

Hmmmm, depending on the genre, in this order going by D&D standards.
High fantasy: Dragon-red. I love dragons, when I was little they weren't just big fire breathing lizards they were a symbol of power and possibility, magic powers, enormous strength, the ability to fly, infinite beauty,super sense, they were my childhood super man I devoured everything that related to them. Dragons are the ultimate plateau in my book. Red because they look the coolest and were the freest ones of them all doing whatever the hell they pleased with no one capable of telling them not to.

Steam punk/scifi: Warforged. If I didn't feel tired... I feel tired all the time now and there's a lot of times I wish I had the power to never feel fatigued.

Grimdark/horror: Demon, Incubus. Again super powered magical being, but the real pull here is that they commonly have the ability to slip between dimensions resulting in a form of teleportation combine this with their shape changing prospect and you've got yourself a winner. Freedom's big for me, I love that and nothing say's free to do whatever like the power to be anyone you want anywhere you want.

Low fantasy: I don't really prefer any of the creatures in low fantasy over human but I guess if I had to choose I'd say Ogre OR giant. After all if you have to be an ugly muscle monster why not be one of the strongest?

 

[oddball250]

i would be this fate weaver Kairos from warhammer 40k

 

[Theminimanx]

I would be a tentacle monster and hunt Japanese school girls.

I'm sure most of you know what happens next.

..... I don't. What would you need them for?

*Looks at profile*
Hmm, so you're 22. That is more than old enough to know what Karutomaru was talking about. I mean, I'm 16 and I know exactly where he's going.
Let's just say it involves using the tentacles in interesting ways on the girls.

On topic however, I wasn't really sure what I would be initially, since my first choice relied on the monster being the version from a specific series. But reading the thread, I discovered that becoming the blacklight virus (A.K.A. Alex Mercer) would be the best choice.

Spoiler: Come on, tell me this doesn't look awesome.

 

[Jfswift]

I would be...The monster that makes all the socks disappear in the wash. Ha.

I wonder if it's the same one that gobbles up hitchhikers? Ever notice that one shoe on the side of the road..?

 

[SD-Fiend]

A little lizardman made of socks who steals one of every one of your socks.

I would then assemble the socks into fellow lizardmen as a form of reproduction. We would live entirely off of the spare bits of fluff that fall out of your socks when you take them off, and together we would live a happy life of ruining your mornings as you look for matching socks.

Also, a separate tribe will be made out of women's underwear - again, they will only be made from one half of a matching set of underwear, ever so slightly ruining your day before it's even began.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

as long as there isn't a tribe made of used unwashed jockstraps or sweaty towels I probably wouldn't mind.

 

[Jedoro]

I'd be a gazebo.

OT: Probably an Underworld-style werewolf, but I'd want my beast form to look more like a wolf.

 

[kingthrall]

a GRUE, because no matter how strong and immortal any thing thinks to be, a grue will just eat you if you go into the darkness...

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I'd be the Slender Man and my daily routines would involve eating children and scaring the crap out of people making videos about me

 

[Furioso]

The kind of monster who sits in an ancient tomb waiting for some stupid adventurer to come and steal the seemingly priceless artifact that actually releases me from my slumber to enslave the world. What would I do while I waited? Why I would have a freakishly powerful gaming room in the back of my tomb, of course. How did I get that? I'm not telling

 

[Ruedyn]

Vampire Lord from the upcoming Skyrim DLC, Dawnguard. Transform at will, magic spells, and the command of all other vampires. Pretty much a fuck you to anyone that chose or will choose vampire in this thread.

 

[Sidiron]

If I were a monster....

I'ld look human, and act human, right up until you put me in a position of power then I would rip everyone off and laugh as I bathe in champagne, caviar and babies' blood.
Oh wait.... that's a Tory/Conservative/Republican
Nah there's too many of those already.

Oh well, I'll be Dracula (Gary Oldman)'s twin.

Off topic - captcha = Shoulder of Orion?? Where the hell are they generating these?

 

[White Lightning]

Can I be Venom? cuz that would be cool.

 

[Korten12]

I am already one, they do say that Humans are monsters don't they?

 

[Frankster]

Either vampire or werewolf will do fine for me Basically any creature of the night who roams around when its dark and stalks its prey would be right up my alley, though I wish I could think of less populist examples then those.. Oh well those 2 are popular for a reason i guess.

Vampire appeals best though due to their ability to infiltrate human society, basicallly my life would be rl vampire the masquerade, bloodlines. And that is way more fun then being cell or cthulu ever could be

 

[Aris Khandr]

My first thought is Gnome. Because this video.


I'm a monster! Rawrr!

But in seriousness, probably something humanoid and not evil. Maybe a lawful neutral Tiefling?

 

[MiskWisk]

I'd go for a dragon man type thing