If you were a Pokémon...

[nightmare_gorilla]

the second I saw a scyther in the first pokemon game I played I fell in love with the look. so freaking cool. then I caught one. no cool attacks, crap stats, just useless. but I maintain that without predetermined moves scyther is easily the most dangerous pokemon.

barring that, either blastoise or machamp. seriously, big 4 armed muscleboud monster. what else do you need.

 

[Kapol]

Likely Ninetales. It should be clear from my avatar why. Plus, I'd have the ability to curse humans into Pokémon is I remember the first Dungeon game. The ability to still communicate with humans is a plus if I remember correctly.

Other than that, likely Zorua or Zoroark. Ninetales might be the 'kitsune' pokemon, but they're the only one who are able to make (or at least often make), elaborate illusions to trick people. They're easily my favorite 'new' pokemon.

And Lucario would be my third choice. Mostly because I played him in Super Smash Bros the most.

 

[Brian Tams]

considering how I'm basically a Snorlax already, I'll just say that

Sleep all day with no cares in the world. YEAH!

 

[AngloDoom]

Despite wanting to say I'm Arcanine, I'm probably more an Eevee.

I move around a lot, I make a lot of friends where I can, and every time I go back to visit where I used to live people always say "Wow, you've changed so much!" I tend to adapt to wherever I am, I've noticed I even flit between slight changes in accent, but I hope to settle down once I've found somewhere that really suits me and stick to being that one version of me.

Also, I'm fucking adorable.

 

[search_rip]

I would be Jigglypuff, there's none cuter than him

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Ditto.

Duh

Why be one pokemon when you can be EVERY pokemon?

 

[Iwantstuff]

Definitely Entei.

What's that? I'm asleep, confused, and paralyzed?

BETTER RUN AWAY

 

[Splitzi]

Growlithe baby. I'm gonna be the most adorable fire puppy ever, but with a hot temper.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Charlizard....
.....
I can fly and breathe fire obviously.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I'll go with Duskull since... idk, it's fitting.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Definitely Gallade. It's pretty much the Pokémon version of my fanfiction persona.

Heck a colleague of mine did a Pokémon Dungeon novelization a while back and... *looks* Where the drek did his fic go?!?

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd be a Snorlax and I'd do what a Snorlax is good at: eating and sleeping.

I'd spend most of my time being horribly in the way of everyone.

That does sound like the good life...

Maybe I should be a Snorlax too and get in the way of other Snorlax.
Meta-Snorlax.

 

[Alcamonic]

Onix for two reasons, he is large and cool, also I might have a third onix.

 

[stormeris]

Dunsparce.
It's ugly, useless and noone fucking ever remembers it. Just like me.
However, i really fucking hate this pokemon. Which is funny, because i also hate myself, so its really fitting

 

[Lunar Templar]

It's basically 'poke-Godzilla' and as we all know, Godzilla is factually a bad ass. Sides, I don't see people just rolling up to fuck with one for lols

 

[Ieyke]

I'd be Mewtwo.
A crazy powerful mind monster that doesn't quite fit in.
Fiercly protective of my "family".
Skeptical of humanity as a whole and prepared to wipe it out if I have to, but occasionally being given reasons to believe in humanity by extraordinary individuals.
Best left to my own devices.

 

[Auron225]

Ditto.

Duh

Why be one pokemon when you can be EVERY pokemon?

Is this assuming there are trainers who may or may not catch us? Cus if so you're gonna spend your whole life in Daycare having sexy times with every pokemon, whether you want to or not! 0.0

OT: I'd have to go with Charmander;

Spoiler: Look at the wittle guy!

Only downside is that if that flame goes out, I die - but as far as I know that hasn't actually ever happened... so I guess I'm fine? Maybe I'd just be too cute to die?

 

[Sordin]

Hypno or ghastly. Its a toss up between being creepy and humanoid or being an awesome looking ghost.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Ditto.

Duh

Why be one pokemon when you can be EVERY pokemon?

Is this assuming there are trainers who may or may not catch us? Cus if so you're gonna spend your whole life in Daycare having sexy times with every pokemon, whether you want to or not! 0.0

OT: I'd have to go with Charmander;

Spoiler: Look at the wittle guy!

Only downside is that if that flame goes out, I die - but as far as I know that hasn't actually ever happened... so I guess I'm fine? Maybe I'd just be too cute to die?

...Good point. If that's the case then I'd go with Dunsparce. AKA: Probably the blandest Pokemon around. Not even stupid looking enough to catch ironically

 

[MetaKnight670]

I choose Pichu. Small, quick, adorable & it can get to Raichu in the end if I so choose.