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stormeris

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
stormeris said:
Dunsparce.
It's ugly, useless and noone fucking ever remembers it. Just like me.
However, i really fucking hate this pokemon. Which is funny, because i also hate myself, so its really fitting
...That's kind of depressing to be honest :(
That's actually the word a lot of people describe me by... Not the 'honest' part, even though I'm pretty honest.
The 'depressing' part.
I really know how to suck the good mood from a conversation.

Though i feel i misunderstood the point of the thread, i guess it's not the pokemon you resemble the most, but the one you WISH you were the most?

Then it would definitely be Shedinja, an empty ghostly husk, never moving, never twitching, just eerily levitating, being nigh invincible.

Also it's a ninja.
 

SerithVC

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I would be a Scyther. The speed, the scythe arms, the ability to fly. Sounds like a blast to me. Plus i spend a lot of time practicing sword play and honing my body and senses so i think a scyther would be similar to me.
 

stormeris

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SerithVC said:
I would be a Scyther. The speed, the scythe arms, the ability to fly. Sounds like a blast to me. Plus i spend a lot of time practicing sword play and honing my body and senses so i think a scyther would be similar to me.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but:
Warning LARGE COMIC.


Yup...
 

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I'd be a Latios... Why you may ask? Because the first pokemon game I ever had was pokemon ruby and the intro cinematic features this carefree, flies around the world like a boss - pokemon.
Just the idea of seeing all those places without a care in the world. Glorious pokemon indeed!
 

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Vaporeon is the only one who actually grew on me somehow. I used to love Flareon, but now I hate it, while I used to hate Vaporeon and now I kind of like it XD

Definitely not enough to choose it over Umbreon though.
Because sunspot cat beats flipper cat! Admit it!
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
Vaporeon is the only one who actually grew on me somehow. I used to love Flareon, but now I hate it, while I used to hate Vaporeon and now I kind of like it XD

Definitely not enough to choose it over Umbreon though.
Because sunspot cat beats flipper cat! Admit it!
I don't remember anyone asking for your opinion. :D
 

stormeris

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Colour Scientist said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
Vaporeon is the only one who actually grew on me somehow. I used to love Flareon, but now I hate it, while I used to hate Vaporeon and now I kind of like it XD

Definitely not enough to choose it over Umbreon though.
Because sunspot cat beats flipper cat! Admit it!
I don't remember anyone asking for your opinion. :D
I should use this quote more often
I mean, it's the internet, everyone always puts their opinions above others'

And everyone knows that Umbreon is the best Eeveelution,
 

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Pidgeot is the only correct answer



Why you ask? Pidgeot transcends such foolish questions.
Damn i forgot how big Pidgeots weave was...In the anime it looks small because its always down his back but Christ all mighty...:')

OT: Buizel for me



Just love the lil guy, cute, badass, and one of the only Pokemon I prefer over it's evolution!
 

Guffe

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There are so many possibilities!!
Ivysaur, Steelix, Archanine, Tauros, Scyther etc
But since I stopped following the series pretty early I must say most my picks would be from either Red/Blue or Gold/Silver
 

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stormeris said:
No I definitely meant it as a what do you resemble the most thread, but its too late for that now XD

If we're going for favorites though I'd still probably choose totodile... Or Gengar, because he's awesome.

Even cooler than Umbreon! And I love Umbreon!

Him, Feraligator, Totodile, Gengar, and Machamp are my Favorites.

Samurott was pretty cool too. :D

 

Halosnake 56

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For me it's going to be Metagross, Why would I not want to be massive steel tank that at the same time is as smart as a super computer?

(woo First post)
 

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Shark
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Torpedo
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What more could you use for? you're an apex predator AND an underwater ballistics missile!
 

jolan5

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I'd like to become a houndoom, but i'll propably be a slowbro. Thanks to all the procrastination and stuff. I'm too lazy to even proper sentence structure use;)
 

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I'm going to go with Lucario. He's got a cool design, those aura abilities, and is generally pretty badass. He's kind of what you'd get if you crossed a wolf/jackal with a monk and a paladin from D&D. In other words: awesome.

 

SerithVC

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stormeris said:
SerithVC said:
I would be a Scyther. The speed, the scythe arms, the ability to fly. Sounds like a blast to me. Plus i spend a lot of time practicing sword play and honing my body and senses so i think a scyther would be similar to me.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but:
Warning LARGE COMIC.


Yup...
Objection! Just because Scyther is unable to learn the move 'Fly' does not mean the pokemon is incapable of flight. In pokemon snap you can clearly see Scyther is capable of flight. If that is not evidence enough, there have been multiple times where Scyther has been seen flying in the anime. So yes, Scyther can fly. As per protocol i will also present my evidence to support these claims. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1VAic86uFg and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxidABweVw8