If you were a pokemon...

[Kasawd]

Hitmonchan.

Boxing tends to that that to you.

Oh, shit ,also some tai-kwon doe.

Hitmonlee.

Houston, we have a problem.

It sounds like Lucario's the one you're looking for. /jedi mind trick

Thank you, good sir. It appears that I need to play more pokemon games.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'd be hitmonlee and hitmonchan in one... and then make them have sex with a monkey dressed as a ninja.

And thus, HUBILUB was born!

 

[Discord]

From the new pokemon it would be...

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From the orginal 151 I gotta say my all time favorite...

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Can't seem to decide on one though.

 

[interspark]

arceus cant learn roar of time, that palkias signature move (or is it dialgas, i get those mixed up...)

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

Porygon so I can live in cyber space and I could finally meet Bob.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Azelf! Two tails, blue, adorable psychic, can fly.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Snorlax, and sleeping all day...

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

I would be Blastoise.

I'm pretty tough, and my size intimidates most people, but I'm usually laid back and gentle.

Plus having two water cannons on my shoulders would be AWESOME!

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

The best ones:

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[Huupertti]

some water type pokemon...

 

[Mr. Purple]

Lmao. Idk, what I would be, but my friend would be a Magikarp and his only attack would be "Fuckin' Splash!"

 

[curty129]

*Looks at avatar*

I have no idea. Can you help me?

You'd be an ugly twig. Which cried.

OT: I'd be a beautiful twig. Which didn't cry.

 

[SonicSoulstrike96]

The best ones:

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http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=27

=D

 

[USSR]

Deffinately Turtwig.

 

[Iampringles]

I'd be a flying pokemon, because I want to fly.

 

[sudokucrazedman]

Actually, the Arceus that was up for download at Toys'R'Us was level 100 and came with Judgement (Arceus' signature move), Roar of Time (Dialga's signature move), Spacial Rend (Palkia's signature move), and Shadow Force (Giratina's signature move).

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Alakazam, with much the same move set.

Psychic, and the three elemental punches.