If you were a pokemon...

[Zeromaeus]

If an original pokemon then a dragon/psychic type. Or a shape-changer better than ditto, also psychic in nature. I like psychic type.

If an existing pokemon then either:

Lucario, for he is epic in many ways. Actually, I'd rather be a Riolu and build up to being a Lucario since it seems to fit the whole fighting type better to have to build up to their epicness.

-or-

Scizor, for it is my favorite of all of my pokemon. The first pokemon in my party and one of my few lvl 100s. I'd know Swords Dance, Iron Defense, Slash and Metal Claw (guess what what moves my Scizor has). Not to mention, of course, that Scizor is a ninja. A ninja. Ninja.

EDIT: @optimusprime33
Would your attacks be Delay, Prolong, Play WoW, and Taunt?

 

[Kinghoza]

Your worst nightmare...

 

[PhantomCritic]

I would be any pokemon(possibly a Charmeleon, those things rule)if I were equiped with a samurai sword -looks to the left-
I HAVE SPOKEN.

 

[henrebotha]

I'd totally be a Psychic type - maybe Abra. I'd like to know a good Psychic attack (Psychic/Psybeam/Confusion), an attack of a different type (probably a Ghost-type attack), a poisoning move or other damage-over-time effect (like Leech Seed et al), and a straight-up status effect (something that inflicts Sleep or Confusion, ideally).

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

gengar was always the coolest.

That or aerodactyl.

Then again Lugia looks like alot of fun.

 

[Ellibod1]

i'm not sure what I'd be because there are something like 493 pokemon, I could choose from any of them,

Mewtwo or maybe Blaziken, I not sure

 

[DarkRyter]

Heracross or Empoleon.

Because they're totally rad.

 

[Nanaki316]

I'd just be ditto, then I could be whatever the hell I liked when I felt like it.

I sound like the person who says "If I a wish I'd wish for infinite wishes."

 

[SonicSoulstrike96]

I'd just be ditto, then I could be whatever the hell I liked when I felt like it.

I sound like the person who says "If I a wish I'd wish for infinite wishes."

Exactly... now stop cheating!!! >.>

 

[Levitas1234]

MY NAME IS GEODUDE AND I LIKE FISHSTICKS!

Geodude kicks ass

 

[Mr.Black]

KOFFING! Every time I hear his name it makes me laugh. He's awesome.

 

[Kororci]

Charmander. He's a little pimp.

Plus he's adorable.

Never knew a pimp could be adorable. XD Me id have to be a physic Pokemon cuz I think they just kick ass! If I had to choose one it'd probably be Abra, Ralts, or Espeon.
If I were a pokemon I'd be a normal type and have the moves
~Triple Poke
~Nom
~Sleep
~Hyper Poke (Like hyper beam expect...with pokes?

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Red Gyrados bitches, or alaka-fucking-zam

 

[kawaiiamethist]

Snorlax. That's the life.

 

[Mozza444]

Chuck Norrismon

Moves - Round house kick,...,....,....

Chuck Norris only needs one deadly move..

 

[Biosophilogical]

I would be a combination of arcanine and umbreon. Big, fluffy, fire-breathing, genetically F***ed and black. So I would be Dark-Fire (yes I know there is houndoor, but he isn't massive and fluffy).
Name:
Penublaze
Moves:
Flamethrower [small](seriously, flamethrower solves everything)[/small]
Feint Attack
Black fire [small](An undodgeable fireball attack, but instead of lighting the place up like an X-mas tree (like fire would) it sucks up all the light, making everything go perfectly black, the attack can also lower accuracy)[/small]
ShadowFlare [small](Massively raises my evasion stat (and I mean massively) by putting me into shadows and surrounding them with a ring of fire)[/small]

 

[Zaksav91]

Articuno, thats my favorite pokemon such a majestic beast and ice is one of my fav elements.

 

[SirDeadly]

I would be Rayquaza just so everyone would leave me alone.

 

[curty129]

*Looks at avatar*

I have no idea. Can you help me?

You'd be an ugly twig. Which cried.

*Whimper*
So...soooooooooooo true!
*Weeps*

Be quiet, little twiglet!
Don't make me scratch you!




(Pun totally intended.)

I would be a combination of arcanine and umbreon. Big, fluffy, fire-breathing, genetically F***ed and black. So I would be Dark-Fire (yes I know there is houndoor, but he isn't massive and fluffy).
Name:
Penublaze
Moves:
Flamethrower [small](seriously, flamethrower solves everything)[/small]
Feint Attack
Black fire [small](An undodgeable fireball attack, but instead of lighting the place up like an X-mas tree (like fire would) it sucks up all the light, making everything go perfectly black, the attack can also lower accuracy)[/small]
ShadowFlare [small](Massively raises my evasion stat (and I mean massively) by putting me into shadows and surrounding them with a ring of fire)[/small]

I feel you have much too much free time on your hands.

 

[rokkolpo]

either scizor for speed teleportation.

i remember the series. gary vs ash.

or haunter....you know why.