I would write "this is what he gets for what he did." That would lead into a very thorough investigation of my victims past and an airing out of all his dirty laundry. It adds disgrace to death.
If you were a serial killer what would be your trademark?
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I think I'd preserve them in an ice-filled bodybag. Then I'd install Metallica on their iTunes and have it repeatedly play "Trapped Under Ice".
I would cut out their heart, stake a red rose through it, place it in their hands and put their hands on their hap.
Hmm, it would depend on being a "classy" killer, or "brutal" killer.
As a classy killer, I would simply "euthanize" them gently, and place a single black feather on their chest.
As a brutal killer, I would dismember the body and place the limbs in a pattern shaped like a pentagram. To add flair, I would also light candles around the body to make it seem satanic in nature. Just for funsies
Though, a calling card would probably make it easier to track me. If I didn't want to get caught, I would change up each kill, make each more inventive than the last. Or I could also base each kill on a classic work of art.
As a classy killer, I would simply "euthanize" them gently, and place a single black feather on their chest.
As a brutal killer, I would dismember the body and place the limbs in a pattern shaped like a pentagram. To add flair, I would also light candles around the body to make it seem satanic in nature. Just for funsies
Though, a calling card would probably make it easier to track me. If I didn't want to get caught, I would change up each kill, make each more inventive than the last. Or I could also base each kill on a classic work of art.
I'd write a message on the wall in their blood.
But I'd at least be classy about it, like write it in cursive or at least try to make it look like it was written and not just smeared onto the wall.
And I would try to make it something like "Remember to brush your teeth 3 times a day" or "always pay your bills on time"
You know, just make friendly little reminders to the police and crime scene guys.
But I'd at least be classy about it, like write it in cursive or at least try to make it look like it was written and not just smeared onto the wall.
And I would try to make it something like "Remember to brush your teeth 3 times a day" or "always pay your bills on time"
You know, just make friendly little reminders to the police and crime scene guys.
A straw in the sphincter.
What? I am a serial killer after all, why not be completely stupid about my trademark, then when they finally catch me, I'll get to hear them say something along the lines of "So. You're the infamous ass-straw murderer!"
It would be totally worth it.
What? I am a serial killer after all, why not be completely stupid about my trademark, then when they finally catch me, I'll get to hear them say something along the lines of "So. You're the infamous ass-straw murderer!"
It would be totally worth it.
I'd leave an ip address on each body. They'd lead to progressively more and more depraved pornograghy site. Why?
Shits and giggles, mostly.
Shits and giggles, mostly.