If you were a serial killer what would be your trademark?

[Jackhorse]

I'd carve a smiley face onto their head. Slit cheeks and butchered up eyes to really freak the detectives out then carve "Live Laugh Love" onto their body somewhere. With the time left over before I A) Get bored or B) Have to flee I would scrawl "enlightenment" around the house in pencil in odd places.
Finally I would cut a little smiley face into a random item around the house (toaster, kitchen knife, tall lamp) to show that it would be the weapon I'd use on the next victim and give the detectives an added sense of futility because I wouldn't want them getting bored or uninterested.
Because I'm lovely like that and may as well take my sweet time killing people ^_^

(Reading back over this it worries that all of this popped into my head when I saw calling card)

 

[Adijia]

I'd probably just stab them and cover their body in a black sheet with a flower of some sort on top. It would confuse the police to no end, since things like that are usually a sign that the killer knows the victim.

 

[Reagus]

I'd write on every victim "Shit, zombies got me yo!"

 

[James Sullivan]

I would only kill female vegan PETA members. Hang them naked from a pulley system that would anally rape them with a lard covered spiral cut ham being warmed on a hot plate beneath them, and vaginally with the largest Hickory Farms summer sausage I can find while beating them repeatedly in the head with a frozen chicken every now and then cutting off some of the ham or sausage and force feeding it to them on hot honey butter biscuits until they died then take their freshly meat scented bodies somewhere where stray dogs and cats could feed on them before the police found the body.

 

[bad_dog14]

I would superglue a fake mustache to every one of my victims.

 

[Broady Brio]

Cut "Charismatic Stallion." into their chest.

I will then be known as the "Charismatic Stallion." or was I talking about the victim?

 

[Reagus]

I would only kill female vegan PETA members. Hang them naked from a pulley system that would anally rape them with a lard covered spiral cut ham being warmed on a hot plate beneath them, and vaginally with the largest Hickory Farms summer sausage I can find while beating them repeatedly in the head with a frozen chicken every now and then cutting off some of the ham or sausage and force feeding it to them on hot honey butter biscuits until they died then take their freshly meat scented bodies somewhere where stray dogs and cats could feed on them before the police found the body.

My wife's a vegan PETA member But on the other hand, she is ginger and has freckles, so I accept it as her own personal choice.

 

[Gottesstrafe]

What would I do, hmm? Alright, how about this?

I would cut up my victims into pieces, then conceal the various parts in plaster molds. The parts would be integrated into crafting mannequins, the kind you see modeling clothes inside department stores. The mannequins would be either constructed of nothing but parts from the same victim, parts from a many victims, or a mannequin with only one or two concealed body parts. I would then break into different department stores (never the same one twice) under the cover of night and replace genuine mannequins with my own brand, modeling them into the same exact pose and fitted with the same clothes. From then on, it would simply be a matter of playing a waiting game, scanning news articles to see if and when my mannequins were discovered (either due to accidental damage or the inevitable smell).

 

[DevilSShadoW]

The body itself. With absolutely no visible(or invisible) signs of trauma. But first i have to figure out how I'll kill people from a safe distance without ever having to touch them and without leaving a trace.

 

[WittyInfidel]

I'd leave about tree fiddy next to the body. Then I'd be known as the Loch Ness monster strangler.

 

[proctorninja2]

i would do something like V and leave a single flower for them for while i may have killed them i am not heartless

 

[Erecting a Sentry]

I'd leave a video game instruction manual....

 

[Popido]

Plant bombs and traps on the crime scene.

 

[lwm3398]

No limbs or intestines, just a stuffed, headless torso. But I'd clean up all the blood, so there would be little DNA evidence to figure out the victim (even though the police still would).

Sorry for that, I had a fucked up dream just now before I woke up.

Edit: Actually... Mine's not all the bad... Perhaps I would find two victims, do that you one of them, and force-feed the the insides to the other, before drugging them to insanity and letting them find their own way to kill themselves. In a little murder dungeon or something, where there are Saw-inspired death-traps everywhere.

 

[ynotgriff]

I would only kill female vegan PETA members. Hang them naked from a pulley system that would anally rape them with a lard covered spiral cut ham being warmed on a hot plate beneath them, and vaginally with the largest Hickory Farms summer sausage I can find while beating them repeatedly in the head with a frozen chicken every now and then cutting off some of the ham or sausage and force feeding it to them on hot honey butter biscuits until they died then take their freshly meat scented bodies somewhere where stray dogs and cats could feed on them before the police found the body.

you sir,are uhhhh... very inventive...

 

[DayDark]

It would be to rip the victims face off.

 

[saruman31]

Why would you have a trademark? Its much better for you "the supposed serial killer" if you lack one.

 

[JordanMillward_1]

IF I was a serial killer?

I'd probably leave a dice of some sort on the body, like a d10 or something.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I would leave a note on the body with MY name, address, phone number, post code, email.

Just to piss them off.