If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

[Fniff]

If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

Me?

I would be the Maxwell killer, as I would kill exactly like Maxwell in Maxwell's Sliver Hammer. Note, my name is not Max, just to piss off every detective trying to who is the Maxwell killer. Then, if I get caught, I would just sing the lyrics to the song while the people in court question me. Then, after the last lyric, kill everyone in the room, including me. I would be remembered as the most annoying killer, since no one has any idea who I was, since I killed all who knew!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Neonbob]

The Atomic Menace.
Because I'd use nukes. Screw individual murders. Go big or stay the hell inside and watch TV.
I figure three explosions should be enough to get me the serial status.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would be known as...
Meh. Probably just Greyfox, or one of my other, disused aliases...
Fictional: I would use a Death Note and cleanse this world! Then after cleansing it, I would Unify it under the Terran banner, Install a good leader and ruling council... then probably remove oneself.
Real: I'd probably just use a knife to kill them until I got caught/whatever.
Comedy: ... well, this.

Spoiler

You have all been Fething warned! Do not Feth with me!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would be Hubilub.

I would give you all seizures

 

[Jamienra]

Im not telling. dont want to be caught

 

[Fniff]

The Atomic Menace.
Because I'd use nukes. Screw individual murders. Go big or stay the hell inside and watch TV.
I figure three explosions should be enough to get me the serial status.

Huh.

I always thought "The Atomic Menace" was saved for people who use radiation to kill people. Like, in canisters.

 

[AWAR]

The Monster

I would be a 5,5 middle aged balding guy with nasty laughter who rapes and then chops little children to pieces with his machete.
It creeps me out....

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I'd be "The Matchmaker", otherwise known as the "Name-Stealing Git". I'd kill people with weapons.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

A thumb-tack.

Deadly, if used correctly.
I'll get back to you on a name.

 

[Baby Eater]

Thorax the impaler! I kill you by using my (backwards) reality and sheer stupidity to make your brain asplode

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Bathtub Murderer. I'd kill people who are taking bathes by dropping a hair dryer in the water.

So my weapon would be a hair dryer...

 

[Disaster Button]

I would be Chance.

And I would give people the oppurtunity to either save themselves by pressing a Button, linked to some kind of disaster maybe, that would kill someone else or they could be noble and die themselves. Little do they know that the button will actually kill them and doing nothing will allow them to live.

Or maybe a giant sword, I dunno.

totally unrelated to a film that involved some kind of knight that was dark.

 

[Neonbob]

The Atomic Menace.
Because I'd use nukes. Screw individual murders. Go big or stay the hell inside and watch TV.
I figure three explosions should be enough to get me the serial status.

Huh.

I always thought "The Atomic Menace" was saved for people who use radiation to kill people. Like, in canisters.

Pfft.
Those people are just screwing around. To really kill people, you need the explosion.
It's prettier, too.

 

[Eggsnham]

I'd be the nipple thief, first I'd inject you with an anti coagulant and then I'd steal your nipples using my thumb and index finger. If you didn't bleed to death I would proceed to make you choke on your own nipples.

 

[LockeDown]

I have been...er-"would use" a small brick. Or a gold-plated Wii. They have about the same practical net worth.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would be Hubilub.

I would give you all seizures

You can't print a flashing picture, you know that right?

If Harry Potter can, then I can!