If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

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Fniff

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Neonbob said:
Fniff said:
Neonbob said:
The Atomic Menace.
Because I'd use nukes. Screw individual murders. Go big or stay the hell inside and watch TV.
I figure three explosions should be enough to get me the serial status.
Huh.

I always thought "The Atomic Menace" was saved for people who use radiation to kill people. Like, in canisters.
Pfft.
Those people are just screwing around. To really kill people, you need the explosion.
It's prettier, too.
Also, once they found who you are, it removes all fear of you.

My serial killer is basically an unknown person, since his name is pretty much not certain.

Because his name is actually, along with my name, i-- AGGGGHH MY FACE

Maxwell Killer: YOU WILL NOT REVEAL IT! Along with you, atomic menace!
 

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I would be Chance.

And I would give people the oppurtunity to either save themselves by pressing a Button, linked to some kind of disaster maybe, that would kill someone else or they could be noble and die themselves. Little do they know that the button will actually kill them and doing nothing will allow them to live.

Or maybe a giant sword, I dunno.
That sounds like a Batman villain.
Nope. Something toottaalllyyy unrelated. Not even close. You're way off, nope.

just keep it quiet
 

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I would stab people with icicles so the murder weapon will melt just like the evidence, the woul call me Mr. Freeze reffering to the batman-villain.

Don't forget to keep this topic hypotetical ;)
 

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TheNamlessGuy said:
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If Harry Potter can, then I can!
They have single-colored moving pictures.

It wouldn't work very well, would it?
Harry Potter is set in the 90s dammit!

By now they probably have colors
 

Cherry Cola

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Hubilub said:
Harry Potter is set in the 90s dammit!

By now they probably have colors
Harry Potter is set in the present.
If you look at the picture in the paper in the second movie, you see the flying car.
In sepia.
The movies are wrong! The books take place between 91 and 98
 

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"That sick fuck" probably. I'd use a knife. It's far more personal, far more quiet. Leaves a lot of options. You just can't get creative with a gun or poison or whatever.
Unfortunately, its about as traceable as any other option I can think of.
 

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Disaster Button said:
I would be Chance.

And I would give people the oppurtunity to either save themselves by pressing a Button, linked to some kind of disaster maybe, that would kill someone else or they could be noble and die themselves. Little do they know that the button will actually kill them and doing nothing will allow them to live.

Or maybe a giant sword, I dunno.
That sounds like a Batman villain.
Ya, this too... apparently you're not as creative as you thought.
 

hudsonzero

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the gardner because i will always leave a rose at the seen of the crime .....
and brutaly killing people with rakes
 

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Fniff said:
If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

Me?

I would be the Maxwell killer, as I would kill exactly like Maxwell in Maxwell's Sliver Hammer. Note, my name is not Max, just to piss off every detective trying to who is the Maxwell killer. Then, if I get caught, I would just sing the lyrics to the song while the people in court question me. Then, after the last lyric, kill everyone in the room, including me. I would be remembered as the most annoying killer, since no one has any idea who I was, since I killed all who knew!
I like it.

Anyway, The anti-therapist. I'd break peoples will and make them want to commit suicide.
 

Captain Pancake

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The prawn-fucker. I would have a grotesque alien arm and an exotic alien lightning gun. When the going gets tough, I would swap out to a hi-tech mech-suit armed to the teeth with lasers and machine guns.

Yeah, I watched District 9 today.
 

TheEnglishman

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I'd use a knife to slit my victims throats and leave little other wounds. I'd also got SAW-esque and inform the detective if they let me murder 5 without going all TV appeals and news stuff on me I would stop, but if they start appealing to the public and turning me into Jack the Ripper I'd never stop.

Name wise, ah hell, Desmond just to maybe get a Meme made out of me.