If You Were A Superhero/villan...

[G1eet]

The Hiphopopotamus. Then again, I'd need a sidekick...

The Ryminocerous.
Ahhh! weak spelling moment.

Hmmm, so many names I have. The Ace of Blades would be good.

The Hiphopopotamus. Then again, I'd need a sidekick...

I shall be your sidekick

I shall be: The Rhymenocerous!

Hmmm. It seems two men vie for the position at my side.

Now the only course of action seems to be... clawplock!

Please rise for the national anthem...

LET CLAWPLOCK BEGIN!

 

[Circus Ascendant]

I've talked about this before, how my superhero name would be "Circus" and as such totally useless as everyone calls me Circus in real life anyway.

Or I could be the Russian version of the Flash, Igo Zuminov.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

SupererMan!! I'm more super than Superman

 

[Wyane380]

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man.

(Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.

It's generally courteous to credit people for their work. Thank you Stephen Lynch for coming up with this work.
If I could be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you could be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her huband with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy

Or you could be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, like me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would be... Wii Man! I would throw Wiis at bad guys because that's all a Wii has turned out to be good for: throwing.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd be known as... The Magic Woman.

Now you see me... now you don't.

[sup]Awesome, I know. XD[/sup]

Theme song?

Perfect. Now you can be my sidekick.

 

[Hokutan]

I do believe that we are very similar with the not caring part.

And for a superhero i would be kitten cannon, shooting kittens at villains and annoying kids on xbox live.

 

[ljd184]

mr sandman and i will kill my victims in there sleep

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Pandaman, lazy by day, lazy by night.

 

[thiosk]

God.

Oh, sorry. You said alter-ego.

Jesus?

The Holy Ghost sounds way more superheroey

 

[TheScarecrow]

The Hiphopopotamus. Then again, I'd need a sidekick...

The Ryminocerous.
Ahhh! weak spelling moment.

Hmmm, so many names I have. The Ace of Blades would be good.

The Hiphopopotamus. Then again, I'd need a sidekick...

I shall be your sidekick

I shall be: The Rhymenocerous!

Hmmm. It seems two men vie for the position at my side.

Now the only course of action seems to be... clawplock!

Please rise for the national anthem...

LET CLAWPLOCK BEGIN!

I don't know what it is but I will win.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I would pretty much do as Hancock does in the film (the first half, the second half was pretty poor really). If I was indestructable, why would I need an alter-ego? Why should I be helpful at all anyway? Can't I just bum about?

 

[G1eet]

The Hiphopopotamus. Then again, I'd need a sidekick...

The Ryminocerous.
Ahhh! weak spelling moment.

Hmmm, so many names I have. The Ace of Blades would be good.

The Hiphopopotamus. Then again, I'd need a sidekick...

I shall be your sidekick

I shall be: The Rhymenocerous!

Hmmm. It seems two men vie for the position at my side.

Now the only course of action seems to be... clawplock!

Please rise for the national anthem...

LET CLAWPLOCK BEGIN!

I don't know what it is but I will win.

Not a fan of Futurama, I see.

It's a fight to the death.

 

[TheScarecrow]

The Hiphopopotamus. Then again, I'd need a sidekick...

The Ryminocerous.
Ahhh! weak spelling moment.

Hmmm, so many names I have. The Ace of Blades would be good.

The Hiphopopotamus. Then again, I'd need a sidekick...

I shall be your sidekick

I shall be: The Rhymenocerous!

Hmmm. It seems two men vie for the position at my side.

Now the only course of action seems to be... clawplock!

Please rise for the national anthem...

LET CLAWPLOCK BEGIN!

I don't know what it is but I will win.

Not a fan of Futurama, I see.

It's a fight to the death.

I love Futurama man.

The other guy can have it. He spelled it right.

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man.

(Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.


yes stephen lynch for the win.
If I could be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you could be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her huband with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy

Or you could be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, like me.

stephen lynch for the win

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

Well, Burnt Face Man is awesome... but I wouldn't want to burn my face.

So I would be... Oh sod it, I'll be Burnt Face Man. I could carry a mask which made it seem like my face was Burnt.

mwahaha! you got yourself a enemy! I'll be man spider!

Damn you Man Spider! Damn you to hell!
And I'm not gay!

 

[Lynx]

[sub]but the grammar nazi in me shouts to use your version... the correct version[/sub]

Then again, Grammar Nazi ain't too bad a name either. ;D


For me, it would have to be... Hunter.

 

[pargaras]

mine would be Ephion the king of dragons. i would be able to change into a dragon and burn evil with my flames of justice. wielding a sword and possesing bulletproof skin

 

[Alpha Centauri]

*looks at profile* Thats seems right. . . fighting for science.

 

[captain thunder pants]

id be captain thunder pants!