If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?

[mechanixis]

Hmm. Perhaps I would be Angst-Man!

Spend 80% of my time moping at how much I suck, 15% actually sucking, 2.5% being awesome, and another 2.5% selling my wife to Satan.

Spoiler: and you would look like THIS:

 

[mechanixis]

I always liked "Schism." Or "Nightfall."

 

[ReinofFire]

My name is JaAAAAAHHHHHH! because when the criminals see me thats all they can say.

Or shockwave. darn indecision.

 

[open trap]

Cpt. Obvious for i would point out obvious untill they got tired of living and shot themselves.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Hero? Oh no, no, no. They laughed at me before...before the accident...now let's see who laughs last...

 

[bluejet]

I like the magician for some one how can teleport
Gunslinger for some one who is uncanily good with guns
and deadman for some one who cant die or is very very very hard to kill

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Livewire, well, assuming I had electrical powers.

 

[Lady Ravenloft]

Lady Ravenloft or Darkstar

 

[Barelli]

I think I'd have to be Narcolepsyman, with the power to attack by falling asleep and somehow triggering a Rube Goldberg type thing which ends up killing my enemy.

 

[Darkenwrath]

THE OXYMORON!

 

[snakevin]

Urban Legend, I would use a bunch of weapons modeled after urban legends, like pop rock explosives

 

[Deviltongue]

Angry Black Man.

Quick, easy to remember, and to the point.

Nice to see another black man on the Escapist.

OT: I'd call myself BurstLightning.

 

[Julianking93]

I'll go with my first name since it's rare and sounds awesome.

 

[Ungenericteen]

Pedro- a hereo of the night in a hockey mask, jeans, and a hoody. Fighting drug rings when his mom gives him a ride

 

[Megacherv]

The teabagger... but that's just cause I'm a bit off.

I read that as Teabadger.

I'm taking that one then

 

[DocBalance]

Internecine, and screw being a good guy, Villain all the way baby!

 

[Generator]

I'll go with my first name since it's rare and sounds awesome.

True, though I'm not sure too many people know how to pronounce "...".

OT: I would just be "Man," because if there was crime to fight, I wouldn't have time to think up a witty adjective or some accompanying noun to describe me... and I'd be sure to tell that to everyone who asked.

 

[wizzerd229]

Werewolf, because i would have the power to shift into a wolf, and out side of wolf form, i would have some of the senses of a wolfr

 

[Trifixion]

Some possibilities (depending on what kind of powers I got, I guess):

Raptor
Tacnuke
Corvus
Dr. Maelstrom
Incarnadine
Widowmaker

 

[HotShooter]

Pantsless Man!!!! Because why wear pants when you're a superhero?