If you were A Supervillain

[wlaidler]

The "Handy" Man
The ability to make anything orgasim with a single touch
Master plan would be to stop super heroes and robbing banks, try stopping me when i make you belly fizz. I would also become the worlds greatest boxer, ultimate fighter, rugby player, lover and eventually be arrest after causing havok in a zoo.

 

[Veekter]

who says im not...?

 

[The Shade]

I'd go with my usual Supervillain name, The Shade! He's weakest at noon when there are no shadows, and strongest at night when everything is dark. In direct light he diminishes, but when there are shadows (including yours!) he can hide in it and become a shadow himself!

His minions are all mostly-clueless undead created by absorbing people's shadows and leaving them soulless, mindless, viewers of Kevin Costner movies.

His master plan would be to scorch the sky and leave the whole world in darkness, thus making himself the most powerful being in the world. He is a staunch opposer of solar power.

He's thwarted weekly by some sort of superhero that harnesses light...or some random dude with a magnifying glass on a sunny day. Whichever comes first.

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

Mine would be Yukon Bob. He lives in Canada in Yukon territory and feast on elk and maple syrup, or maybe that is just my uncle.

 

[Spazticated]

I'd be Doom Lord Spazticatusticus, donning ancient bright yellow greek hoplite armour.
My hoplon will be embossed with the smiley face of madness.

My master plans include turning everyone who stares into the smiley face incurably insane, monopolizing the hokey pokey icecream market and forcing the world to give up its stockpile of platypi.

My minions also don greek armour, but in rainbow pattern and we march in a near indestructable (if inflexible) phalanx formation on a path of crazy smiley world domination.

I am thwarted only by cavalry charges from the flank and/or rear and opposing frowny face hoplite phalanxes who negate my power of madness.

On another note, it seems like some folks have put quite a bit of thought into this, Should we be worried?

 

[Roamin11]

I would be Slash the Slasher, I would be a cross between a rockstar (of the guns and roses varity) and have a badass blade, axe, some sort of sharp thing on the tip of my gutair anyone who critises my solo will die, I will take over the world one tour at a time!

 

[Flour]

Name: Ben Dover(horrible, I know)

Abilities: None, except that I know all comic book/animation villain plans to prevent myself from making the same idiotic mistakes.(If I have a "kill all" button I'm not going to wait for Batman or some other hero to try and stop me)

Arsenal: Nothing, people just look at you weird when you walk around with a weapon, it's also THE thing any hero will look for.

I wouldn't have any distinguishing features, that only makes me stand out and it has the risk of looking more bad ass than the hero, and we all know that nobody can look more bad ass than the hero.

My master plan would be to seduce the female lead. Not to kill her, but to remove the only real source of healing(RPG) or revenge(most marvel/DC comics and animation I've seen) the heroes usually have.