If you were a Transformer, what vechicle or machine would you want to transform into?

[Sarah Frazier]

I'd be impressed to see a Segway transformer, but I;d personally go for something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilPmhJqmafo&feature=related

(I have no idea how to hand-code embedding a link, so meh.)

 

[i love headcrabs]

i would be an ac130 nothing like raining death from above. or a b-52 bomber with a nuclear payload

 

[LordDPS]

i'd be a triple changing autobot. Death Star and Eclipse Star Destroyer

 

[No_Remainders]

... I'm a giant fucking robot, why would I need to turn into anything else?

 

[averydeeadaccount]

does the death star count as a machine ... just imagining it convert into a robot and fling everyone into space.

if no does the internet count as a machine ... lots of undersea internet cables wripping out and crushing cities.

if no a satellite with a big laser cannon.

nuff said

 

[TheHighDino]

A Vibrator. 'nuff said.

failing that, The Battlestar Pegasus.

 

[MadMechanic]

Depends on what I have to be.
For fighting - A challenger 2 MBT. Nothing says awesome like 64tonnes of Chobham armour and 120mm gun zooming at 35mph over rough terrain...

If I'm the medic - CRARRV - Challenger recovery tank (ARV). I'm basically an AA tow-truck in a tank form.

For flying - 1960's English Electric/BAC Lightning F2A. Best looking fighter jet. Ever.

 

[Dalek Caan]

It would either be the Warthog from Halo or a Xbox 360. Both would be Autobots. Also I don't red ring. That's just me charging my laser.

 

[segataDC]

fiat panda

 

[Kekkles]

Autobot or Decepticon.

I'll either want the ability to turn in a toaster or an oven. Fucking up the food sector right here y'all!

Either that or being the best damn chef/bread toaster in this dimension!

 

[TheDarklite]

Large Hadron Collider. I can't really move that much... But do I need to??!!!

 

[Subbies]

A computer... the internet will be MINE!

 

[JochemDude]

Something with a large enough turret to vaporise michael bay.

 

[StormShaun]

The Death Star...except without the small instant dead hole.

 

[Exxxceptional]

Unrealistically, Sovereign from Mass Effect.

Because in order to have a "fair" fight against him, they had to destroy his shielding and disable his weaponry. For a "fair" fight. They also had to destroy Sovereignized Saren, which nobody except super-human Shepard could have done.

Edit: Destroy the shielding via the killing Saren thing, not by hitting it enough. They physically weren't able to destroy it via brute force. Basically, if I didn't transfer bits and pieces of myself into another being to make it insanely strong, I'd be nigh-invulnerable.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Enclosed 3 wheeler:

 

[SD-Fiend]

A Deus ex Machina. and i'd be an auto bot naturally.