If you were a vampire what would you do?

[Jape Corbel]

I mean vampires are immortal, so with so much time what would you do?

I myself would probably learn to play violin, learn latin and maybe ballroom dancing (which I'm learning already).

P.S. Sorry if my english is bad.

 

[ThePirateMan]

Play videogames.

Forever.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Sit around going 'aw man, I'm bored.'

 

[Serenegoose]

I'd hate it. I like daylight pleasures too much, you know, that whole thing where most of humanity is awake and can be interacted with during the day. Can I reroll mage? I'd make a badass etherite

Beyond that, I'd probably just do what I do now. Game, write, that kind of stuff. Getting around would be a nightmare, I don't have a car, and busses and trains mainly run during the day. Practically speaking, being a vampire would be full of problems unless you were just a plain evil one who only really cared about murdering people and draining blood - trying to maintain a human life would be TOUGH.

 

[Sacman]

Sparkle in the sun light...

 

[emeraldrafael]

your english is actually really good. better then most people I know.

Anyway, I'd learn EVERY language spoken fluently. Then I'd go find my soul mate and turn her, because immortality is crap when you have to spend it alone. Maybe turn a few friends too, but close friends, other wise i would get tired of seeing them. Then I'll putz around about, talking to the greats (depending on when, like if i was born at the start of time or something, people who are dead but were great, but if today, then great people today.)

I'd learn to master the broadsword, and the rapier, EVERY popular dance (doesnt matter the culture) and learn to play an instrument.

Finally, if i found some time, I'd go to that Robert Patterson kid's house and show him what a real vampyre looks like. X3 Sorry, couldnt resist, and you will probably see a lot of twilight comments. Besides, I think i'd be doing the world a favor.

 

[Pielikey]

be a whiney ***** and star in a movie that 12 year old girls will adore

Well if I'm immortal then I'd probably just keep doing what I do which is playing video games.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I vould become the iconographer of ze zities best nevspaper

liek all cool vampires do

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Play videogames.

Forever.

This. I would have an under-ground lair which would feature a network of tunnels. These tunnels would lead me into every major gaming retailer in an X-mile radius. I would sneak in, steal some games, kidnap a person or three and, go back home to play games. I would play MMOs as a Vampiric character ironically and it will be great.

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

During the daylight hours I would stay in my home, in a dark room, playing video games and watching videos on this here website.
When night came around I would stay in my home, in a dark room, playing video games and watching videos on this here website.
So, essentially I'd do that same things I already do.
Well, that an drink the blood of the occasional person.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I would bite people make them my slaves and dress awesomely. I'm already a vampire cause I do that stuff.

 

[Michael Logan]

Most likely the same things that I do now, except during the night.

 

[spartan231490]

learn how to use every kind of mideval weapon ever, learn fiddle, guitar, and piano; read enough fiction to fill a large library; write several books, and visit all the really old cities, like rome, athens, cairo, all the 1500+yr old cities. learn how to paint/draw decently, and learn how to make sculptures. it also depends on what kind of vampire, twilight vampire: I would turn a loved one, traditional vampire: prolly stake myself as soon as i turned, vampire huntress vampire: above, don't turn anyone, and mercy thompson vampire: prolly above and don't turn anyone.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Kill Stephenie Meyer for what she's done to my kind. It wouldn't be hard for a creature of the night.

Then I would spend fifty years learning to play Rock Band properly (seriously, I haven't a clue). I could learn to play a proper instrument, but that sounds too much like hard work.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Play videogames.

Forever.

This or beat up The twilight cast for making me look like a shiny *****

 

[2fish]

I would be Malkavian, we must uphold the masquerade, let the bad books remain. I would collect wealth and power. Then I would take long vacations and maybe build a clan to rearrange world politics.

Also I think the contract said something about having to drink a virgin?s blood every 100 years or hate werewolves. I kinda like werewolves...

 

[Elemental]

I'd sparkle...

 

[NeedAUserName]

Go and show Stephenie Meyer what a real vampire looks like.