If you were a vampire what would you do?

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Rednog

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Thedayrecker said:
Do you have to drink blood? That's always bothered me. Vampire movies rarely explain why vampires need to drink blood. If I didn't have to, I'd become a friendly superhero, and subsequently starve.
The World of Darkness had a pretty reasonable explanation for it.
Blood is basically their form of energy, they use blood waking up each night (no blood = you stay asleep/ go into torpor) and the blood is spent to fuel their vampire abilities, each time they use an ability it costs them a certain amount of blood so they constantly have to replenish.

OT: It really depends on what kind of vampire you're talking about, the lore/rules around vampires changes quite a bit in different forms of media. But I'd probably do a lot of stuff I haven't been able to do, dabble in various things I've always wanted to do but have been unable due to financial constraints/ school/ daily life.
I think I'd go about a fairly relaxed existence with the burden of most parts of daily life lifted off me.
 

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Gilhelmi said:
Have a Slayer stab me in the heart as I am now an abomination unto God and Nature. Vampire = Evil therefor destroy evil.
why?

god apparantly made everything, so why not even vampire's? (you racist)
 

Joshroom

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Play Disgaea 2 to the point that I'd finally be able to defeat the LV 1000 characters. Then weep at the pure knowledge of the worthlessness of my existence. Then walk out into the sun and turn to dust while hauntingly dramatic music plays.
Or stop being so emo and have a good time. I mean come on, I'd be a nosferatu. Thats classic awesome.
 

Voodoomancer

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Apparently, according to recent pop culture, I would be really emo and glitter in the sun.

But really I'd just spend centuries playing video games and watching movies and stuff. And occasionally raid the blood bank.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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First I'd become a total hedonist and travel the world. I'd do whatever caught my fancy and would learn as much as I can.

Then I'd settle down and begin to consolidate power. Collect followers, build a reputation, expand my influence; pretty much anything that would help me create a shadow government with which I can influence the world from behind the scenes. What I'd do with it I don't know. Probably just mess around.
 

Infernai

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Probably spend the first couple of centuries doing bugger all and sleeping around, but eventually once i get to 'Alucard'(Hellsing) level of power i'd go crazy and take over the world.
 

Queen Michael

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I'd wear nail polish, I'd be awake all night, and I'd drink blood. Well, I already wear nail polish, but it'd be different if I were a vampire.
 

Vhite

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I would get paid for staring in shitty movies, seduce women of all ages and let everyone else hate me.
 

FlameUnquenchable

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Really depends on what kind of vampire you're talking about.

Anne Rice Vampire - Be emo and probably slit my wrists or something. Maybe whine about not liking to feed on humanity, and stay out of LeStat's way until he offs himself.

Masquerade Vampire - Depending on the faction, I'd try to keep on the DL and just live as long as I could without getting shanked by a Hunter, torn apart by a Werewolf, zapped into jelly by a Mage, or eaten by another Vampire. You know, just hang out and stuff.

Twilight Vampire - Shoot myself in the face because I'm a douche, and then fall onto a stake because I hate my very existence.

Edit: Also, I'd go stake and cutoff the heads of vampires that thought they were immortal and flaunted it too much. We don't need publicity, that just gets us hunted down and wiped out.