If you were a vampire what would you do?
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Learn japanese, learn how to play the guitar, learn every martial art and then develop my own style, and since it seems ever single teenage girl on the planet has the hots for bloodsucking creatures of the night i'd probably get laid too 
I would see the world travel and learn everything ever, every piece of science, every language EVERYTHING!
First of all, set up some long-term, high-gain investments, make sure I've got good interest rates and a bank which won't ask too many questions when I have to "die" and collect the inheritance as my own son. Come to think of it, I'll scam a life insurance company to start - since I'm dead to every scientific test, I can be "buried unlive", dig myself out and get my beneficiary friend to send the money to my new identity.
The purpose of all this money isn't for its own sake, but so I can start setting up my "lairs" around the globe. Most probably won't be that fancy, just a vacation home. But one or two will be really awesome: vast library, kick-ass gaming room, the works. I'll probably also renovate some big old Gothic castle just to keep up appearances.
Of course, my dietary requirements are significant. If I'm able to feed without killing or converting, so much the better: the Twilight craze has inadvertently provided me with millions of pints of virgin (and not-so-virgin) blood from willing sources. Maybe I could become a vampire crime fighter, feeding on muggers, rapists and death row inmates, with the occasional schoolyard bully or hot-but-bitchy model for variety's sake.
The purpose of all this money isn't for its own sake, but so I can start setting up my "lairs" around the globe. Most probably won't be that fancy, just a vacation home. But one or two will be really awesome: vast library, kick-ass gaming room, the works. I'll probably also renovate some big old Gothic castle just to keep up appearances.
Of course, my dietary requirements are significant. If I'm able to feed without killing or converting, so much the better: the Twilight craze has inadvertently provided me with millions of pints of virgin (and not-so-virgin) blood from willing sources. Maybe I could become a vampire crime fighter, feeding on muggers, rapists and death row inmates, with the occasional schoolyard bully or hot-but-bitchy model for variety's sake.
Pretty sure that comes with being a vampire... or Kesha.AjimboB said:
As for me... I would probably do exactly what I do now. Hide up in my room never to see sunlight playing video games.
I'd stake myself right then and there. Unless I was the ancient Celtic vampire. Can't remember the name but those things rocked.
play videogames, read good books, go kick the asses of every Twilight fan out there. and that is the same for Vampire wannabes. learn a multitude of martial arts (hell, I'm super strong ,fast, agile, with super senses, I could become a friggin' death machine) learn magic (including, but not limited to, blood magic and necromancy) document all the knowelege and techniques of the afore mentioned martial arts, and document any and all powers a vampire has, from super senses to becoming mist to psychicaly domination of lesser minds for future generations of my vampire coven/family or whatever you call it. establish a good teritory and set up base, and eventually become an "Elder" and be relied upon for my knowelege and experience. all within, oh, say, half a millenium or so. 300 years at least. I've got time.
EDit: oh, philosophy and be head of the vampires as a species.
EDit: oh, philosophy and be head of the vampires as a species.
Suck blood, count things, sparkle play Duke Nukem, stuff like that. Nothing to do besides that, really.
Just wear a sun hatSerenegoose said:I'd hate it. I like daylight pleasures too much, you know, that whole thing where most of humanity is awake and can be interacted with during the day. Can I reroll mage? I'd make a badass etherite
Beyond that, I'd probably just do what I do now. Game, write, that kind of stuff. Getting around would be a nightmare, I don't have a car, and busses and trains mainly run during the day. Practically speaking, being a vampire would be full of problems unless you were just a plain evil one who only really cared about murdering people and draining blood - trying to maintain a human life would be TOUGH.
OT: Go about life as normal (wearing a hat) and maybe learn as much as I can.