If you were a vampire what would you do?
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Do the smart thing.
Whore myself out to women ((chicks dig vampires and would pay any ammount to sleep with one)), open my own blood bank ((endless source of both income and food)) and then live happly ever after, spending 19 hours a day mastering all aspects of video gaming and trolling around the escapist's forums.
Whore myself out to women ((chicks dig vampires and would pay any ammount to sleep with one)), open my own blood bank ((endless source of both income and food)) and then live happly ever after, spending 19 hours a day mastering all aspects of video gaming and trolling around the escapist's forums.
Why do people think that just because they are a vampire they are indestructible? Modern day weaponry such as white phosphorus and napalm flamethrowers would absolutely wreck vampires. A common theme in vampire mythology is fire = bad. Not to mention the Fox Mulder's on your trail. I believe a vampire would have a more difficult time surviving the post 9/11 world then any other time except possibly the Spanish Inquisition.
I'd most likely insert myself into the local shadow government, through money, domination and manipulation. FYI people, even video games will get boring when your as capable as any of your on screen characters. Hell it's been over 30 years and I'm already bored of gaming. When you can possibly live forever the only thing that becomes interesting is politics of the society both vampire and the ones they "shepard".
After so long who says you'll even be able to keep up with technology, we already have grandpas who still dont know how to work the DVR and will never get it no matter how much you try.
I'd most likely insert myself into the local shadow government, through money, domination and manipulation. FYI people, even video games will get boring when your as capable as any of your on screen characters. Hell it's been over 30 years and I'm already bored of gaming. When you can possibly live forever the only thing that becomes interesting is politics of the society both vampire and the ones they "shepard".
After so long who says you'll even be able to keep up with technology, we already have grandpas who still dont know how to work the DVR and will never get it no matter how much you try.
Go around hunting other vampires and kill them (no need for competition). Eventually I'll grow bored with this hobby and move onto to more extreme things, like becoming an assassin.
Attempt to sleep. Or just do what I usually do, I guess. Study, because with all that time, I guess I can afford to learn more. Read, write, draw, listen to music, play computer games, go online, try to invent a mirror in which I can see my dazzling undead reflection...stuff like that.
the firstthing i would do is savagely murder everyone who'd forgotten to send me a christmas card in the last 20 years then i'd get a night shift job to keep my cash-flow up. i've been nocturnal working nights for four months it's not a big deal. you still have human contact if you want it the world doesn't stop just because the sun goes downSerenegoose said:
i to would probably end up as malkavian but not one who managed to keep a vestigal grasp of his sanity, still would be immense2fish said:
ot: i'd try and test myself see what i can fully do be it run really quick, fly, shapeshift whut ever
though keeping with the white wolf theme: i'd most prefer to be able to use blood magickz
Take a night job and save money until I could take advantage of long term investments. Buy businesses and properties. I figure after the first hundred years establishing myself financially, I would be ready to really have some fun. Of course by then I'd be pretty tired of existing and never seeing the sun, so I don't know, maybe I'd train some guy up to be a badass hunter and get him to take me out like Sean Connery in Highlander.
