If you were Alex Mercer

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Get a cushy job with the US as the ultimate hitman.

then eventually betray them, knowing they would eventually betray me.

Once I've retired from my brain eating murder days, I'll take over a small island nation and live in peace.
 

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jebussaves88 said:
I'd live on top of a building, looking down moodily and making soliloquies.

"My name is Alex....Mercer. They call me a monster, a terrorist, a lawyer, a gardener, a Michelin Star chef, Portuguese, 32 years old, a member of the Wu Tang Clan, Zippy, a girly girly girl girl... I am all these things.
You sir, are very funny :)

FREERUNNING.

Freerunning and gliding all day and all night! I'd free-run to the Middle East, and solve all the problems there with the might of my 6-foot long mutant slicy arm-blade.


I actually just played Prototype an hour ago, isn't that strange??
 

Not-here-anymore

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Freerunning, naturally. With a little vigilante work on the side. But I have no intention of doing the whole anti-hero thing. Or the outright villain thing. Stay out of sight, mostly.
In all honesty, I'd probably use the shapeshifting thing to make myself taller and better built, and leave it at that. Also to shapeshift some awesome clothes and give myself a bigger penis What? Other guys were thinking it too!
 

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Pararaptor said:
Merkavar said:
alex mercer died. so i would prefer not to be him
No he didn't.
He was reduced to almost nothing in the nuclear blast, but rebuilt himself consuming small animals in the city.

Become the world's first live-action tentacle-rape porn star.
no i meant he died at the start of the game. you play as the virus that believes he is alex mercer.
 

Vrex360

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I would use my powers to make my own life more convenient. I would also use it to make myself more popular.
Chicks totally dig guys with sword-arms.
 

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Pararaptor said:
Merkavar said:
Pararaptor said:
Merkavar said:
alex mercer died. so i would prefer not to be him
No he didn't.
He was reduced to almost nothing in the nuclear blast, but rebuilt himself consuming small animals in the city.

Become the world's first live-action tentacle-rape porn star.
no i meant he died at the start of the game. you play as the virus that believes he is alex mercer.
Oh, technicalities. But you're right I guess, yeah.
lulululz i love puns

Totally would do the kick ass super hero stuff. Hopefully die in an extremely heroic way before i became corrupt and made the world my world. If not the next Alex Mercer can kill me, winse and repeat.
 

The Rockerfly

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I would go out and get a well paid job, continue contributing to society and nothing would change...

Except obviously I am a wife beater and now I can do it to a much more extreme degree