If you were an anthropomorphic personification ...

[stratta one]

i think... an eagle conractor.

 

[PurpleRain]

...carbon stars inhabited by ancient sentient fungi...

That's the funniest one so far. Ooh! Can I be a vortigaunt!

Bullsquid for the win! They're like mini Cthulhu dogs that spit acid. Why the hell weren't they in number 2?!

 

[Marbas]

Horrible incomprehensible shadow creature from outside the universe?

 

[UnterHund]

Wolf.Sniper.Mercenary.

nothing more to say

so long
Unterhund

 

[Fire Daemon]

I would be an otter who works as a ferry man. Just relaxing on the river bed, giving people lifts across the river on my ferry, listening to interesting stories and just chillin.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Can i upgrade from erosion to Entropy?

Its just fancier Erosion!

oh... and it is unstoppable and inevitable.

Yeah... ill go with Entropy.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

An SAS Giraffe. Just so people can see a Giraffe in black combat trousers rappel down the side of a building. Either that, or it stands next to the window and his squadmates run up his neck.

 

[Jumplion]

Ironically I'd be a backstabbing snake unlike what my name suggests.

What? I'm NOT a furry, not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Omnidum]

I would be a Brahmin

Oh, and cookie for the one who does not know the game.

 

[Strafe Mcgee]

I'm gonna be the Irony Badger. Only comes out at night, openly mocks idiots and with a grumpy demeanour. Sounds like me

 

[Lazzi]

A Lion, like other cat with being assholes!

No but seriously, If I could I would be a lion. They are lazy and social.

P.S. im aware that im already a tiger, but I rather enjoy the idea of beind a lion .

 

[Lazzi]

Eurasian otter BDSM Gimp. I don't really know why it's just how I always picture myself when someone asks me what animal I'd like to be...an otter in a lil' full body PVC gimp suit.

Eww... why can i picture that?

 

[Aidanadv]

A bear detective. With a British accent. That would be awesome.