If you were Batman....?

[alandavidson]

Batman fears me.
Superman wants to be me.
Thor worships me.
Ironman goes to my parties.

Does that answer your question?

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

A jet pack. Can't believe he doesn't have one yet, it'd be great.

He has a jetpack, used it when fighting Firefly.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Kryptonite, in case of Superman trying to get in my way. Anti-anything that could possibly hurt me sprays would be nice too.

I'd go old school with the suit though.

 

[MordinSolus]

Pretty much the same as his Arkham Asylum outfit, but make the entire thing black so it doesn't look like I'm wearing black tightie whities.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

A) Mech suit. Possibly with WI FI control for a lazy/hungover Bruce Wayne.

Batman's got one:

 

[ProZack]

I'd make an android batman, so I can sit back and eat doughnuts while it fights crime for me.

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Mustard gas.

I'd also like to be able to shoot shards of glass in all directions.

 

[Tonythion]

Living parents and a prison system that can hold criminals for more than half an hour.

Win

haha. I love Batman and all but seriously if Arkham isn't working why not make a better prison/asylum?

 

[That's Funny]

Bat Shark Repellant.

A Rainbow coloured costume.

And a Bat Credit Card.

 

[4173]

Bat-Mite



More seriously, I suppose I would try to add some more technical computer aspects, for when Oracle/Alfred/etc is out of communication.

 

[DischordantMind]

A) Mech suit. Possibly with WI FI control for a lazy/hungover Bruce Wayne.

Batman's got one:

I revoke that post.

Introducing: the Wayne Industries portable cat dispenser. Destroy them with the irresistable power of Cute.

 

[Varanfan9]

A call super man button cause I'm not really batman just a guy with his suit.

 

[NotSoLoneWanderer]

A gun

 

[Aisaku]

I'd make an android batman, so I can sit back and eat doughnuts while it fights crime for me.

He has it, a whole squad of them:

 

[Glamorgan]

What do you mean "if"?

And probably rocket boots. Cause then I could fly.

Cause Im Batmannnnn

 

[ProZack]

I'd make an android batman, so I can sit back and eat doughnuts while it fights crime for me.

He has it, a whole squad of them:

Then why doesn't he use those?

 

[BristolBerserker]

Batman customised space marine armour? With added bat-bolter.

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

I would keep all of the gadgets from Arkham Asylum/City. Besides guns and all of the other aforementioned improvements, what else is there to add?

 

[Fidelias]

Batman Nanosuit.

Think about it, I would be invincible. I'd have to work on fixing the problem about not being able to take it off, but since I'd be Batman, I'm sure I'd figure it out.

Also, the Bat-suit needs guns. Even if he doesn't use them, no ones going to mess with someone who has a minigun mounted on their shoulder, nobody. Except the Joker, but if I were Batman, justice will be served with a side order of hot lead.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Ever watch Batman Beyond? That, only with ranged hacking abilities.