If you were Evil Overlord

[the monopoly guy]

If you were Evil Overlord, what would you do, what precautions would you take?
I wouldn't let my enemies death drag out, or fight him hand to hand, guns are not beneath me, I will shoot them, I will not fight hand to hand with them. If I am forced to do so, I will grab a sword and give him one, a dull one made of hard plastic. If I am in a sword fight with my enemy and our swords hit and we just stand there, pushing the swords staring into eachothers eyes, I will kick him in the shins.

Also, I would force my prisoners to watch Ben Stiller movies

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
This site holds all the answers..

 

[the monopoly guy]

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
This site holds all the answers..

That's where I got my inspiration

 

[Souplex]

Kill off every other male on earth, that way they cant overthrow me if they value the future of humanity.

 

[mechsword42]

Buy off all the oil companies and therefore gain near absolute control over the world economy.

 

[God's Clown]

If i was an overlord, i'd basically kill off every person that didn't agree with me, or looked at me funny.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Kill all idiots and ugly smart people. Just leave the cream of the crop

 

[Usige Beatha]

Kill all the egomaniacs and institute a Confederacy.

World leaders can't go fishing all the time. lol

 

[Kraj]

hmm. probably remove all of the "panic button" type symptoms of society, and let people deal with their own shit while staying on my own happy little island laughing at them.

 

[Janus Vesta]

I'd segregate everybody. Force everyone to live in their small minded groups. All those who wanted to leave would be free to go to an island away from the sheeple and after 10 years, enough time for non-whiny cunts to join up, I'd wipe out the segregated groups and leave one open minded society.

Then realising what I did was ultimately close minded I'd either rule as an evil bastard or off myself before I do more damage.

 

[milskidasith]

I'd probably take insane security precautions, the first of which would be finding somebody easily paid off or convinced to the leader's ideals. Then I'd just rule as I see fit, which probably wouldn't be that bad of a society. Granted, I would smite you if you got on my bad side, but in general it would be live and let live.

 

[stompy]

Buy off all the oil companies and therefore gain near absolute control over the world economy.

Not necessary. While oil will become more valuable than gold and diamonds put together in the near future, because of the diminishing oil reserves, it would be easier to start another Great Depression... then buy everything.

Anyways, if I were an evil overlord, I'd be the type that the protagonist doesn't know is the bad guy until the end of the story. The guy who's in the shadows and everyone thinks is a good guy. I'd play both sides by also being part of any resistance. That way, I could reveal any base location to my minions. On second thought, I'd use other minions to do that, the kind that are loyal only to me.

That's not all though...

 

[Zak Frost]

Well, first off I wouldn't do any of the stupid crap James Bond movie villains(or any other retarded movie villains) do.

I'd probably have a hyper death ray, create some kind of army of super mutants(make myself the most powerful one, of course, but not at the last minute with an dangerous untested experimental thing. I'd do it relatively early with a fully tested and assistant/head scientist approved device/potion that doesn't make me have severe and obvious flaws.) and several secret bases that all do different on-the-cusp scientific experiments, so my winning or losing don't all hinge on one base or plan.

And I would never NEVER install a self-destruct button on anything EVER.

 

[Acaroid]

I would honestly destory all doctors and every piece of medical knowledge and technology ever created by man....then make is against the law to use any sort of medicine...

simple reason...

medicine is the single cause of the worlds problems, more people live because of medicine, no medicine, more people die... natural selection can work again and the strain on our environment will be eased... and the world can get back to being healthy again...

 

[Hurray Forums]

Round up all the spikey haired angst filled teenagers and execute them. They are a lot more dangerous to an evil overlord then one would think.

 

[Gitsnik]

Give it all back.

So you rule the world... big whoop. Now what're you going to do?!

 

[S.R. Kilvan]

Personally, I would think that "Evil Overlord" would mean that one is not only self-entitled to do whatever one wants, but in the most evil manner possible. Therefore, I would probably become the next Dorian Grey.

 

[Khedive Rex]

Make sure the rest of the world is unaware of my complete domination of the planet. The "Illuminati" (they're liking that moniker this century) have got this one right. When even the most angst-filled irritating teenager and his bickering girlfreind can overthrow your empire, it pays to fly under the radar.

Oh, and when my most powerful general attempts to leave my army to live a peacefull life in a cabin somewhere to try and forget what he's done, I will kill that dude cold! Seriously, you never know when they'll throw their lot in with a rag-tag group of teenage rebels to try and repent for their past actions. Better safe then being beaten by school children.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Give it all back.

So you rule the world... big whoop. Now what're you going to do?!

Whatever the hell you want.


I will mkae sure my gaurd and army can actually hit a target, not the space around it.