Here's a link with a few more (and also options for good guys):
http://www.sff.net/paradise/overlord.html
http://www.sff.net/paradise/overlord.html
If you were Evil Overlord
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My minions would be cyborg bear-lions with lazers on their heads and rocket on they're shoulders.
All of my army will be treated well, I will not act irationally towards them if they screw up and we will cater t their needs. Health, life, dental, and even car insurance will be covered.
All of my army will be treated well, I will not act irationally towards them if they screw up and we will cater t their needs. Health, life, dental, and even car insurance will be covered.
Creepy soulless Cyborg police, also massive brainwashing of the populance and propaganda attacks against my enemies. "Information is power, hide it well." In the words of the Warhammer Libarians.
If I were an evil overlord, and mark my words one day I shall be, I would change the word "work" to be spelled "werk" because it looks cooler. I would also slap every man, woman and child in the face with a trout at least once.
Yh I agree lol, except I would do it so I am the only hope in repopulating humanity, SO BE NICE TO ME! (or no next generation of children)Souplex said:
Also I would have that almost all sharks, lions, tigers, killer whales, bears, and crocodiles be put in a giant arena (just to see who would win (but I would keep the good ones so I could have super races of all the tough animals and the biggest, baddest and toughest of them would be kept as my personnel pets to protect me (and I would be very nice to them so if they get released they wouldn't kill me instantly (thus ending the human race (now all's left to do is work out how many close brackets to use)))))
I'd rule with an iron fist, crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women. I'd also get an apron with "Overlords do it where ever they want" printed on it for when I bbq.
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The important thing is not to let the power go to your head. I've seen way to many promising young overlords getting into positions of power and instantly turning to the classic "shooting your best advisor for minor mistakes" guy. Next thing you know the evil legions are in a shambles with no competent leaders left, the hero/heroine and his/her mery band of warriors/musicians have destroyed your (apparently quite far from invulnerable) mega super death ray and you are lying in a pool of your own blood yelling something along the lines of "you'll regret the day you crossed me Conan the Barbarian/Josie and the pussycats! ouch my spleen". Also it helps to keep your evil overlordy citadel/administration offices clean and tidy. People always respect cleanliness.
Oh and Hire Ninjas for guards.
Oh and Hire Ninjas for guards.
If my one weakness is a metallic object, I will keep rust monsters in my fortress and use a weapon made of a silicate composite. If it is magic or a magic item, I will hire an evil wizard who knows antimagic field or Mordenkaein's disjunction, or better yet, learn both spells myself.
I will not keep a snake pit in my dungeon unless I have a pet mongoose.
Rather than setting doors to seal if the outside controls are destroyed and open if the inside controls are destroyed, I will set the door to stick in its current state if either set of controls is damaged. I will also cause it to trigger a maintainance alert.
All of my facilities people will either be able to handle themselves in a fight or will have armed escorts at all times.
I will not keep a snake pit in my dungeon unless I have a pet mongoose.
Rather than setting doors to seal if the outside controls are destroyed and open if the inside controls are destroyed, I will set the door to stick in its current state if either set of controls is damaged. I will also cause it to trigger a maintainance alert.
All of my facilities people will either be able to handle themselves in a fight or will have armed escorts at all times.
I would disguise my evil empire as a chain of tasty foodstuffs, while flamboyantly passing myself off as a master chef (dressed like a Ninja) to lure everyone into my trap.
And I too would force prisoners to watch Ben Stiller movies, but as an added touch. Repeat offenders have to be strapped to a chair (eyelids taped open) and forced to watch movies made by those "meet the spartans" and "(Insert Movie Genre here) Movie" Cretins on repeat for days at a time. Then as a temporary reprive they are tossed back into the Ben Stiller cells.
One thing I can't decide on is what to do with the real Ben Stiller. Do I let him roam free and continue to make my torture videos, or do I shove him into the Ben Stiller Cells?
Oh and all of my Armies must wear pith helmets and monocles. (and thats on top of being Ninjas)
And I too would force prisoners to watch Ben Stiller movies, but as an added touch. Repeat offenders have to be strapped to a chair (eyelids taped open) and forced to watch movies made by those "meet the spartans" and "(Insert Movie Genre here) Movie" Cretins on repeat for days at a time. Then as a temporary reprive they are tossed back into the Ben Stiller cells.
One thing I can't decide on is what to do with the real Ben Stiller. Do I let him roam free and continue to make my torture videos, or do I shove him into the Ben Stiller Cells?
Oh and all of my Armies must wear pith helmets and monocles. (and thats on top of being Ninjas)
IF i was a evil overlord i would put a big red button in my bace that says self destruct but when the hero came to save the day and he pressed it a trap would kill him and leave him scattered in little bits all around the area, they i would get his girl to clean him off the walls in nothing but a apron
I would work with a college buddy of mine to make the world's first computer, then I would screw him over and develop my own company. I would make PC's and let everything run rampant so that there end up being a billion different video, audio, and motherboard cards on the market and too many variants to standardize everything, and after that me and my buddy would sort of make up and his mass-marketed mp4 players would work on my cruddy games machine. Finally I would come up with an awesome game console that has an amazing (albeit populated by jerks) online system where people could buy games digitally and could play almost anything online with thier friends, but to make people fear me I would program a bug in there that kills people's console whenever they beat me in CoD4.
And I would call my company microsoft, and some would hate me and others would have mixed feelings, but everyone would have to buy a PC because your only other option is a mac, and it just doesnt have the power. And unless the UN pays me one billion dollars I will release vista and all will know true suffering.
And I would call my company microsoft, and some would hate me and others would have mixed feelings, but everyone would have to buy a PC because your only other option is a mac, and it just doesnt have the power. And unless the UN pays me one billion dollars I will release vista and all will know true suffering.