I found this one cute, womenkind would just strap you in a milking machine and they're golden. They'd go and find a way to make men redundant as well.Souplex post=18.68161.620273 said:
If you were Evil Overlord
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This is sheer genius. Think about it. By starting the rebellion and being its 'leader' the people who would try to join up with your cause are instantly known to you as dissenters, and you would know who to keep an eye on. You can use your position to incite attacks against members of your own administration who you're wary of or who are dangerous or stupid. And you could pretend to have 'an informer working inside the administration' who passes on viable targets to your rebellion, such that the 'real' overlord (you) is never a target.Jamash post=18.68161.622530 said:
When I become evil overlord, I'm hiring you as my second in command (but rest assured I'll keep a damn close eye on you)
1 kill all the population of the countries i hate in alphabetical order then collect there bones and make a death fortress and my throne would be made of there skulls and there blood my moat i would abolish all human rights and kill all who rise up in protest my legions would be clothed in armor soaked in the tears of children and they would have no remorse i would build my own Utopian world on pure hate of all things and grow old and die...end
First on my agenda would be to build an awesome black fiery citadel that can fly and is also a submarine.
Then I would build a gladiator arena inside the afformentioned citadel and force my enemies/people I just don't like to fight vicious animals and robots. Then broadcast the fights worldwide.
Finally, I would give everyone in my kingdom one object of their chosing, so then they would be content for a bit while I think up a long term plan to keep them from hating me.
Then I would build a gladiator arena inside the afformentioned citadel and force my enemies/people I just don't like to fight vicious animals and robots. Then broadcast the fights worldwide.
Finally, I would give everyone in my kingdom one object of their chosing, so then they would be content for a bit while I think up a long term plan to keep them from hating me.
Rule the world in a fair but firm way. E.g - any bad crime = punishable by death. Would make Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, and Eva Green my 'maids.'
Would make a fountain out of whisky, and last but not least...would have my own bouncy castle. Because they're every Overlord's fashion accessory.
Would make a fountain out of whisky, and last but not least...would have my own bouncy castle. Because they're every Overlord's fashion accessory.
Indeed Khell. We shall rule the world together!Khell_Sennet post=18.68161.625575 said:
MuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAA
They have. A scientist somewhere figured out how to merge two eggs in vitro and implant into a surragate.Monkeybone post=18.68161.632766 said:
This is how the Asari started, people.
I would build secret bunkers all over the world, housing many scientists researching new technology and archiving cultures and animals, along with the genetic information needed to make more animals.
My bunkers would all have advanced cloning and mind transferal tech and advanced lock-down capabilities, as well as loyal clone soldiers and indoor food production facilities.
Should anything happen to my surface rule, I have a loyal commander at each bunker with full control of a clone army and advanced artillery weapons, so reclaiming cities is no problem.
Of course, should a commander choose to try and oppose me, I have implants in all of the clones that stop them from attacking each other and allow me to give orders directly to them.
The commanders are just for micro-management...
If I am ever killed, an implant in my spine uploads my mind to an advanced satellite and transfers my mind to an advanced moon base, where my mind is restored to a perfect clone of myself (with super human strength, agility and endurance).
My bunkers would all have advanced cloning and mind transferal tech and advanced lock-down capabilities, as well as loyal clone soldiers and indoor food production facilities.
Should anything happen to my surface rule, I have a loyal commander at each bunker with full control of a clone army and advanced artillery weapons, so reclaiming cities is no problem.
Of course, should a commander choose to try and oppose me, I have implants in all of the clones that stop them from attacking each other and allow me to give orders directly to them.
The commanders are just for micro-management...
If I am ever killed, an implant in my spine uploads my mind to an advanced satellite and transfers my mind to an advanced moon base, where my mind is restored to a perfect clone of myself (with super human strength, agility and endurance).
I think I may have to steal this idea too. Interested in a job running parts of my Empire?Booze Zombie post=18.68161.634957 said:
Everyone needs an idea man... Also, could you edit your quote for my edit of my original post?TerribleTerryTate post=18.68161.634963 said:
I'd force ever scientist on Earth to research same sex pregnancy, so that being gay or lesbian is no longer bad.
you guys are so lame, "id kill all of people x, then immediately have sex with all of people y, then continue on to go and do activity z." gay
if youre an evil overlord you need to do evil things, genocide isnt original, originality is the key.
for example: instead of prison, all convicts will need to dance while a guard is firing an assault rifle at thier feet. if they survive, they are innocent.
or one more,
have a mandatory opposite day where people must wear hats on their asses, shoes on their hands, and walk, talk, and eat backwards. failure to comply results in piranha gnawing at your shins for half an hour
its the silly laws that the guy wants, not who youll kill, or what youll stick your dick in.
if youre an evil overlord you need to do evil things, genocide isnt original, originality is the key.
for example: instead of prison, all convicts will need to dance while a guard is firing an assault rifle at thier feet. if they survive, they are innocent.
or one more,
have a mandatory opposite day where people must wear hats on their asses, shoes on their hands, and walk, talk, and eat backwards. failure to comply results in piranha gnawing at your shins for half an hour
its the silly laws that the guy wants, not who youll kill, or what youll stick your dick in.
Whoa whoa whoa....you'd let THE GOVERNMENT decide who gets babies?????Liam Wolfy post=326.68161.634990 said:
Why not go the whole hog and let them be vat-grown....
If I were an evil overload? Whatever you all need to say to sleep at night.
Anyhow I would be the well respected, cunningly sly and secretive villain everyone loves (or thinks nothing of.) Basically the shadowy type that none would ever imagine to be the evil overload seeking to dominate humanity. And while not expecting to be killed, as a precautionary I would have hundreds/thousands of perfectly suitable but entirely inactive clones scattered across the universe that upon my death one would be immediately activated with enhanced abilities. Furthermore my former body would release a deadly miasma effectively eliminating all forms of life within a hundred mile radius; wouldn't want that pesky hero doubling up on me.
Anyhow I would be the well respected, cunningly sly and secretive villain everyone loves (or thinks nothing of.) Basically the shadowy type that none would ever imagine to be the evil overload seeking to dominate humanity. And while not expecting to be killed, as a precautionary I would have hundreds/thousands of perfectly suitable but entirely inactive clones scattered across the universe that upon my death one would be immediately activated with enhanced abilities. Furthermore my former body would release a deadly miasma effectively eliminating all forms of life within a hundred mile radius; wouldn't want that pesky hero doubling up on me.