Finish Duke Nukem Forever and make it the greatest game ever made and then i would send the developers to hell for taking so long
If you were god for a day what would you do?
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Eliminate all evil and corruption in the world: Crime, war, racism, extremism, religion (yeah you heard me), intolerance, individualism that makes countries try to take over others and glorify theirs, which leads to war. Bullying in the schools, unfair treatment in the system such as in schools, economy which doesn't allow one to get a job.
Once I have made the world a better place I would release a series of albums that explore the many genres of metal and instantly become classic hits.
Then finally, create an alternate world of any fantasy I desire. (i.e. become a renegade warrior or something like that and go around defeating villians.
Once I have made the world a better place I would release a series of albums that explore the many genres of metal and instantly become classic hits.
Then finally, create an alternate world of any fantasy I desire. (i.e. become a renegade warrior or something like that and go around defeating villians.
Make it so everyone used spelling and grammar while on the Internet.
Keep useless threads from being made.
Make it rain Gummi Worms.
Hit Jack Thompson and most enemies of Gaming with Lightning.
Keep useless threads from being made.
Make it rain Gummi Worms.
Hit Jack Thompson and most enemies of Gaming with Lightning.
Indeed, good sir. OT: The first and only thing on my agenda: destroy the shameless troll on this site (you know who I'm talking about). And maybe give my mortal self a gun or two, and fix your grammar for you (God knows you need it).Insanum said:
Miraculously input the cure for malaria, cancer and AIDS in the minds of every single doctor alive.
The building plans for a cheap and functional fusion power-plant to the minds of every single scientiest and political figure.
Then make it rain baked and cooked Crocoducks Australia, grilled Wolfrabbits in Germany and bananas that do not fit human hands in America, each one tagged with a message of 'There you go, now stop being such morons you creationists, and go do something productive with your lives'
Then write down in tall letters of fire in the outskirts of every capital city that "For the moment I (god) exists, I didn't exist 5 minutes before this, no I don't answer prayers and that I have no wish at all to influence your lives beyond what I already have and this whole afterlife thing is there to make you feel better about death and is in fact not about punishment to those you disagree with or to glorify yourself in life. Also, that I (god) will soon be gone and if there will be a god after me or was before me is a total unknown even to me. But hey, does it really matter that much? You really should just get along with eachother."
After that enjoy total bliss for the rest of the 23 hours and 55 minutes I have left of godhood.
The building plans for a cheap and functional fusion power-plant to the minds of every single scientiest and political figure.
Then make it rain baked and cooked Crocoducks Australia, grilled Wolfrabbits in Germany and bananas that do not fit human hands in America, each one tagged with a message of 'There you go, now stop being such morons you creationists, and go do something productive with your lives'
Then write down in tall letters of fire in the outskirts of every capital city that "For the moment I (god) exists, I didn't exist 5 minutes before this, no I don't answer prayers and that I have no wish at all to influence your lives beyond what I already have and this whole afterlife thing is there to make you feel better about death and is in fact not about punishment to those you disagree with or to glorify yourself in life. Also, that I (god) will soon be gone and if there will be a god after me or was before me is a total unknown even to me. But hey, does it really matter that much? You really should just get along with eachother."
After that enjoy total bliss for the rest of the 23 hours and 55 minutes I have left of godhood.
